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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #mobile (cell) phones, #monkeys, #company phone, #chimps, #time travled, #own phone

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Dilbert: Do you know why I need to carry a company-issued phone plus my own phone? Boss: No. Dilbert: I think it's because our company policy was written by chimps who time-traveled from the fifties. Or do you have a better explanation. Boss: I really don't.

Tina Gives Buy In

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Tina Gives Buy In - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #negotiation, #money, #price, #cost, #value

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Dilbert: I need everyone's buy-in on my project. Tina: You can have my buy-in for $25. Dilbert: Ted only charged me $15. Tina: It isn't my fault that Ted is a bad negotiator.

Ted Promoted To Software Architect

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Ted Promoted To Software Architect - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #manager, #Promotion, #intelligence, #logic, #obliviousness

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Boss: I promoted Ted to software architect because he doesn't know how to code. At first I thought it was a bad idea. Then I remembered that sometimes monkeys are astronauts. Dilbert: You know the monkeys don't fly the rocket, right? Boss: And Ted won't be writing code.