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101 Results for Busy
View 51 - 60 results for busy comic strips. Discover the best "Busy" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday November 06,
2003
Tags #new guy, #new hire, #bottleneck, #bill, #titanium
Transcript
Bottleneck Bill Bottlkeneck Bill: All purchase orders must be approved by me. I'll be too busy to approve anything but at least we have the system. Its titanium. Nice try. Alice: GRRRRR
Friday November 28,
2003
Tags #edited document, #calirty, #sent out, #amazing, #accuracy and relevance, #spend career fixing
Transcript
The Boss: I edited your document for clarity and sent it out. Dilbert: wow. Its amazing how clear it is when you take out all of the accuracy and relevance. I stopped listening after wow I'll get busy spending the rest of my career fixing this.
Wednesday September 01,
2004
Tags #scientits, #unethical scientits, #human clone, #infomercial
Transcript
Dogbert: My wealth - building system has been verified by actual scientists. Dogbert: where can I find an unethical scientist? And if Im to busy, my human clone can do your infomercial. Dogbert: good prices.
Wednesday May 18,
2005
Tags #accounting depot, #travlke expeses, #copies of receipts, #need originals
Transcript
The Accounting Department "I can't process your travel expenses because you sent me copies of receipt. I need the originals." "I'm busy. Just fax them."
Friday October 21,
2005
Tags #dinasaur, #body gurad, #carrot stick, #nap time, #dumb dino, #momentary
Transcript
"Bob, my boss might be planning to kill me. Would you be my bodyguard?" "I can't because I'm all busy eating a carrot stick." "How about after you finish it?" "You mean nap time? Be serious!"
Tuesday December 13,
2005
Tags #dogberts, #selfish cell phone, #no number, #can bother people, #stop bothering me
Transcript
"I'm starting Dogbert's Selfish Cell Phone Company." "It has no phone number. You can call people and bother them when they're busy, but they can't do the same to you." "Hi Mom. Oh, nothing. I'm just walking someplace." "STOP BOTHERING ME!"
Wednesday February 08,
2006
Wednesday June 28,
2006
Friday May 25,
2007
Saturday June 23,
2007
Tags #depressed, #corporate job, #intern, #unimportant tasks, #feel nothing, #stressed, #ptsd, #punch, #numb out
Transcript
Asok: My job is an endless series of mind-numbingly unimportant tasks. "My central nervous system is starting to atrophy." The Boss: "I'm kind of busy." Asok: "Punch me in the head so I can feel something."