Bottleneck Bill
Bottlkeneck Bill: All purchase orders must be approved by me.
I'll be too busy to approve anything but at least we have the system.
Its titanium. Nice try.
Alice: GRRRRR
The Boss: I edited your document for clarity and sent it out.
Dilbert: wow. Its amazing how clear it is when you take out all of the accuracy and relevance.
I stopped listening after wow
I'll get busy spending the rest of my career fixing this.
Dogbert: My wealth - building system has been verified by actual scientists.
Dogbert: where can I find an unethical scientist?
And if Im to busy, my human clone can do your infomercial.
Dogbert: good prices.
The Accounting Department
"I can't process your travel expenses because you sent me copies of receipt. I need the originals."
"I'm busy.
Just fax them."
"Bob, my boss might be planning to kill me. Would you be my bodyguard?" "I can't because I'm all busy eating a carrot stick." "How about after you finish it?" "You mean nap time? Be serious!"
"I'm starting Dogbert's Selfish Cell Phone Company." "It has no phone number. You can call people and bother them when they're busy, but they can't do the same to you." "Hi Mom. Oh, nothing. I'm just walking someplace." "STOP BOTHERING ME!"
I'm too busy to learn anything about the projects I'm managing. "I barely have enough time to make critical decisions about them." "Maybe you're lazy and stupid." "Let's go down to the pond and throw rocks at the ducks."
"Oprah invited me to appear on her show to talk about my book, but I'm too busy. Can you pretend you're me?" "Gosh...Normally I would never do something like that, but it's probably my only chance of being on Oprah. Thank you." "Ow! Ow! Ow!" "Oprah is a surprisingly good puncher."
Asok: My job is an endless series of mind-numbingly unimportant tasks. "My central nervous system is starting to atrophy."
The Boss: "I'm kind of busy."
Asok: "Punch me in the head so I can feel something."
