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Monday May 08,
1995
Tags #signs on cubciles, #be classy, #cubicles, #conference rooms, #catch
Transcript
The Boss stands in the door of Dilbert's cubicle and asks, "Why is everybody putting signs on their cubicles?" Dilbert replies, "We thought it would be classy to name our cubicles the same way we name conference rooms." The Boss reads signs that say "O.J. Room" and "Menendez Rooms" and thinks, "I know there's a catch . . . But what?"
Saturday August 13,
2016
Wally And The Lactation Room
Tags #man cave, #coffee, #trick, #lactation room
Transcript
Boss: Someone turned our lactation room into a personal man cave. Wally: That guy sounds awesome. Boss: The janitor found a recliner, a tv,and a coffee maker in there. So I asked myself who would put a coffee maker in a lactation room. Wally: I drink mine black.
Wednesday March 30,
2011
Tags #hold press conference, #introduce cold fusion, #breakthrough, #lightbulb, #wires plugged, #low opinion, #jar with frosted glass, #overkill
Transcript
Dogbert says, "I'm ready to hold a press conference to introduce my cold fusion breakthrough." Dilbert says, "All you did is put a lightbulb in a jar. I can see the wires plugged into the outlet." Dilbert says, "You have a low opinion of people." Dogbert says, "I considered using a jar with frosted glass, but it seemed like overkill."
Wednesday October 05,
2011
Tags #cruelty, #employees, #employee of month, #october 1929, #room to grow, #past date, #past month, #business
Transcript
Boss: Congratulations, Asok. I'm naming you employee of the month. Your month is October 1929. Room to grow.
Thursday October 05,
1989
Tags #phil, #Dilbert, #living room, #Dogbert, #damned, #darned, #sitting
Transcript
Dilbert asks Phil, the Ruler of Heck, "Then . . . I won't be damned?" Phil replies, "Just 'darned.' It was a misdemeanor." Phil continues, "You must set your thermostat for 76 degrees and stay in the living room for fifteen minutes." Dilbert and Dogbert sit on the hassock. Dilbert says, "I'm sorry, Dogbert. I brought this upon us." Dogbert says, "It's something you'll have to live with."
Friday December 07,
1990
Tags #Dilbert, #bob, #dawn, #dinosaurs, #bedroom, #kitchen, #living, #room, #mess, #rex
Transcript
Dawn the Dinosaur says to Bob, "Our baby still needs a name." Dilbert says, "He's wrecking my living room!!" Dilbert says, "Now he's wrecking my kitchen!!" Bob says, "Names . . . Names . . ." Dilbert says, "He's wrecking my bedroom!!" Bob asks, "How about Rex?"
Saturday March 09,
1991
Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #school, #self-service, #gas, #station, #attendants, #teaching, #section, #refolding, #maps, #frustrating, #paper cuts, #minor, #panic, #sweat the room
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk and says to Dogbert, "I heard you closed your school for self-service gas station attendants." Dogbert says, "It didn't work out." Dogbert continues, "I was teaching the section on refolding maps . . . Frustrations were high . . . At first, the paper cuts were minor, but panic swept the room." Dilbert asks, "Well, how bad could . . ." Dogbert says, "They're all dead . . ."
Wednesday August 28,
1991
Tags #Dilbert, #step, #outside, #smallish, #side, #kick, #fight, #butt, #wants, #piece, #accidentally, #soak
Transcript
Dilbert and some co-workers sit at a conference table. A tiny man says to Dilbert, "I disagree with everything you said. Who wants to step outside and fight about it?!!!" The little man says, "I may be on the smallish side but I can kick any butt in this room!!" The short man continues, "C'mon, who wants a piece of me??!" A woman next to Dilbert whispers, "It's my fault. I accidentally used him to soak up a coffee spill this morning."
Saturday September 07,
1991
Tags #Dilbert, #the boss, #dispel, #sexist, #treament, #female, #egineers, #directors, #agreed, #fellow, #betty, #company, #women's, #rest, #room
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert and Betty, "I want to dispel the myth that we're sexist in our treatment of female engineers." The Boss continues, "The directors have agreed to award Betty the title of company 'fellow.'" Betty asks, "Fellow?" The Boss says, "You'll still use the women's rest room of course."
Monday March 02,
1992
Tags #ratbert, #Dogbert, #poll, #results, #name, #outside, #living, #room, #guy, #kitchen, #discouraged
Transcript
Ratbert says to Dogbert, "The poll results are in." Ratbert reads a document and continues, "You still have low name recognition outside of the living room . . . But some guy in the kitchen thinks he's heard of you." Ratbert continues, "Don't be discouraged, uh . . . Uh . . ." Dogbert yells, "Dogbert!"