Dogbert The Futurist
dogbert: i see two potential futures for you. in one future, your brakes fail and you drive off a cliff, dying instantly upon impact.
office worker: and in the other future?
dogbert: it's less instant.
boss on video call.
boss: our new policy is that employees cannot date each other unless they register with human resources. this won't have much impact on my department because most of you are completely undatable.
voice from laptop: ouch.
boss: there's a link for details, but you won't need it.