Fell Behind Dryer Comic Strips - Page 6

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

422 Results for Fell Behind Dryer

View 51 - 60 results for fell behind dryer comic strips. Discover the best "Fell Behind Dryer" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share September 09, 1989's comic on:


Tags #irrational, #windshield, #Dilbert, #shake, #hammer, #car

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert drives his car and thinks, "Oh no . . . I always get stuck behind a truck carrying stuff that could fall off and crack my windshield." Dilbert thinks, "I suppose I'm being a little irrational about this." Dilbert's car follows a flatbed truck with a giant hammer balanced on it. Dilbert thinks, "Still, it's hard to shake the feeling."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share September 12, 1989's comic on:


Tags #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #hawk, #beak, #mud, #swallow, #bald, #eagle, #birds, #disco

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert crouch behind a bush and look through binoculars. Dogbert says, "Whoa! Looks like we got a pippin hawk, a prickly beak mud swallow, and a bald eagle." Dilbert says, "Robin." Dilbert asks, "How is it that you have spotted 1,700 exotic birds this morning, and all I have seen is one robin?" Dogbert points and says, "Look! A monkey-faced disco hawk!!" Dilbert asks, "Where?!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 17, 1989's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #plant, #suicide, #note

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert kneels on the floor looking at a plant in a broken pot. Dilbert says to Dogbert, "It's weird . . . I was just talking to it like I ususally do and it fell off the desk . . ." Dogbert asks, "What's this little piece of paper?" Dogbert reads, "I couldn't take it anymore . . ."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 12, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #portion, #dog, #license, #test, #natural, #enemies

View Transcript

Transcript

A man behind a counter at the Department of Dogs says to Dogbert, "I'm sorry, but it seems you've failed the written portion of the dog license test." Dogbert replies, "Impossible!" The clerk says, "For example, this question on 'natural enemies': the correct answer is 'mailman.' You wrote in 'fax machine.'" Dilbert asks Dogbert, "How'd it go?" Dogbert replies, "The 'Department of Dogs' does not keep up with emerging trends."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 22, 1990's comic on:


Tags #biblical events, #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #eve, #date, #love, #woman, #played

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on the hassock. Dilbert tells Dogbert, ". . . And women have always played hard to get . . ." The caption says, "Dilbert and Eve." Dilbert and Eve stand behind a bush. Dilbert asks, "Then how about a date next year?" Eve replies, "I'd love to, but I don't have a thing to wear." Both of them are naked.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share March 30, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #994, #ten thousand, #Lottery, #winners, #bug, #me

View Transcript

Transcript

A man stands at the counter in "Burger Queen." The sign over the counter advertises a "99 cent special." The man says to the person behind the cash register, "Only 99 cents?!! Ha ha ha!! Give me ten thousand of them! For HERE!!" Dogbert stands behind the man thinking, "These lottery winners are really starting to bug me."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 27, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dogbert, #sitting, #down, #chair, #Dilbert, #tired, #teased, #hair, #thinning, #television, #undetectable

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert sits on his pillow watching television. The announcer asks, "Tired of being teased because of thinning nose hair?" The announcer continues, "Get the 'Rivco Nose Toupee' for only $9.95!" Dilbert stands behind Dogbert and says, "It's totally undetectable." Dilbert has hair coming out of his nose.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 08, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #cool, #guys, #Women, #miss, #killing, #me, #trash, #dating, #love

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert thinks, "I've noticed that all the cool guys use gentle kidding with women. Women must like it." Dilbert walks up behind a woman and says, "Excuse me, miss, does your face hurt? It's killing me!" Dilbert giggles and snorts. Dilbert is stuffed upside down in a garbage can. Dilbert thinks, "The cool guys must hate it when this happens to them."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 06, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #good, #news, #corners, #doctors, #vet, #better, #scared, #boo

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert sits on his pillow humming. Dilbert sneaks up behind Dogbert and says, "Boo!" Dogbert's ears fly up and he says, "Eeek!" Dogbert sits on an examining table with his ears still standing straight up. The doctor says, "The good news is you'll handle better on corners . . ."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 23, 1990's comic on:


Tags #fur, #store, #dog, #spelling, #Dogbert, #store front, #bad, #fur sale

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert stands on the sidewalk holding a sign that says "Fur is Murder." There is a "Fur Sale" sign in the store behind him. The proprietor asks, "What's yer problem with my store, dog?" Dogbert replies, "I oppose the sale of fur." The storekeeper says, "I'm not selling fur. The whole store is 'fur sale.'" Dogbert says, "I oppose bad spelling too."