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View 51 - 60 results for file emailed comic strips. Discover the best "File Emailed" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday June 22,
2015
Not That Invested In Your Success
Tags #work ethic, #laziness, #communication, #excuse, #excuses
Transcript
Wally: I made no progress on your project because I was waiting to ask you some questions. Coworker: You could have emailed me. Or texted me. Or stopped by my desk. Wally: I"m not that invested in your success.
Sunday March 20,
2016
Tags #technology, #coding, #code, #control, #efficiency, #purpose, #job, #red tape, #business
Transcript
Mordac: Step away from that open source code! Dilbert: Why? Mordac: Because I am Mordac, The Preventer of All Efficient Solutions in the Information Technology Realm. Dilbert: That isn't an actual job. Mordac: I was hoping it was. I lost the file with my job description. That was five years ago. I've been winging it since then. My parents taught me that I could be anything I wanted to be. And I wanted to be this. So don't use that code! Dilbert: Not even when you turn around?
Saturday October 22,
2016
How The File Was Sent
Tags #communication, #technology, #text, #app, #email
Transcript
Dilbert: What's the URL for that site? Boss: I sent that to you last week. Dilbert: To which of my seven email addresses did you send it? Boss: Maybe I texted it to you. Dilbert: I have a bad feeling about this. Boss: Maybe I used Slack, or WhatsApp. Or I sent it to someone else.
Wednesday January 18,
2017
The Illusion Of Work
Tags #work ethic, #laziness, #deception
Transcript
Wally: It's easier to create the illusion of work than it is to do actual work. That's why I carry this red folder with me wherever I go. Man: Can you attend a design meeting at two? Wally: Ooh... I wish I could, but I'm behind on the red file.
Friday January 20,
2017
Remember Or Rumor
Tags #laziness, #work ethic, #ruse, #trick, #ego, #top secret, #project
Transcript
Boss: What is this "Red File" people keep telling me you're working on? Wally: Do you remember giving me this secret project, or should I spread the rumor that you have dementia? Boss: Oh, now I sort of remember. Wally: Good. Now run along while I work on the red file.
Wednesday February 01,
2017
Robot Lawyer Has Comments
Thursday February 02,
2017
Wally Doesn't Open Email
Tags #aversion, #avoiding, #communication, #email, #evasion, #excuse, #work ethic
Transcript
Did you get the file I sent by email? No. If i open email I'll see thirty urgent messages that will ruin my entire day. Can you open it tomorrow? You should try to live in the moment.
Saturday April 14,
2018
No Path To Success
Tags #proof, #guilt, #exoneration, #accusation, #negative
Transcript
Dilbert: I emailed you proof that you were wrong when you accused me of deleting Alice's project files. Boss: Now I hate you for always needing to be right. Dilbert: I don't see a path to success here. Boss: Your negativity is like a cancer in the workplace.
Wednesday May 02,
2018
Bad User Interface
Tags #user experience, #interface, #usability, #menu, #language
Transcript
Dilbert: Customers are complaining because our user interface is confusing. For example, our menu choice for deleting a file is labeled "save file." Boss: That's why we have a help menu. Dilbert: Our help menu is labeled "reformat hard drive."
Saturday June 16,
2018
Reincarnation Advice
Tags #Advice, #motivation, #reincarnation, #death, #fussiness, #medical
Transcript
Narrator: Dogbert's Life Advice. Dogbert: I've reviewed your file. Your best bet is to live an unhealthy lifestyle, die young, and hope reincarnation is real. Man: Is it real? Dogbert: All I know for sure is that dead people are less fuss than you.