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117 Results for Insult
View 51 - 60 results for insult comic strips. Discover the best "Insult" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday December 03,
2014
Bob Is Proud Of His Flip Phone
Tags dinosaurs, insult, insults, judgement, smart phones, technology, flip phone, judegment, follow ups
Transcript
Dinosaur: I don't own a smartphone. I use a flip phone because it does everything I want. Alice: Why are you proud of being a big, dumb dinosaur with a terrible phone? Dinosaur: I"m sensing a lot of judgement in that question. Alice: Wait until you hear my follow-ups.
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Wednesday January 07,
2015
Tube Clothing Or Rug
Tags clothes, clothing, insult, nerd, nerds, style, tube clothes, invented style, reduce decisions, carpet, wrapped
Transcript
Dilbert: Tube clothes! I invented that style! Did it reduce the number of decisions you need to make every day? Man: I'm just a guy wrapped in a carpet. Dilbert: Oh, I thought you were like me. Man: I don't have to take these insults.
Monday January 19,
2015
Hire People Smarter Than You
Tags insult, insulting, insults, intelligence, managers, obliviousness, Promotion, samrter, perfect manager
Transcript
Boss: Are you interested in becoming a manager? Dilbert: That would never work. Managers are supposed to hire people who are smarter than they are. That's easy for you, but how would I ever find anyone to hire? Boss: I don't understand. Dilbert: And that makes you the perfect manager.
Monday January 26,
2015
What Phase Of The Project
Tags insult, insulting, project, questioning
Transcript
Boss: What phase is your project in? Dilbert: This is the phase where people ask stupid questions. Boss: How long does it last? Dilbert: It isn't looking good for today.
Sunday March 08,
2015
Tags catch-22, compliment, compliments, insult, insulting, work ethic, technical skills, perfect attendance, risk averse, no social life, irrational needs, code writing puppet
Transcript
Boss: You're a perfect employee in many ways. Dilbert: I am? Boss: For example, you have excellent technical skills. Dilbert: That's true. Boss: And your attendance is perfect. Dilbert: Yes, it is. Boss: And you are too risk-averse to quit and start your own company. Dilbert: What? Boss: Plus, you have no social life to interfere with work.Dilbert: Are these still compliments? Boss: Combine all of that with your irrational need for approval, and it makes you a code-writing puppet. Did I already say you're underpaid? Dilbert: Stop complimenting me!
Saturday May 02,
2015
Dilbert Almost Done Commenting
Wednesday May 13,
2015
Agree With Idiots To Gain Trust
Tags condescention, condescending, agreement, mocking, insult, insulting
Transcript
Boss: Stop agreeing with me in ways that sound like you don't mean it. Dilbert: Experts say one should first agree with idiots to gain trust before trying to change their minds. Boss: You need to stop doing that. Dilbert: You are so right about that.
Wednesday May 27,
2015
List Of Known Problems
Tags joke, insult, misanthrope, misanthropy
Transcript
Alice: Did you get the link I sent you for our company directory? Boss: I didn't ask for that. I asked for a list of known problem... Oh. Not funny. Alice: Then how do you explain this?
Tuesday June 23,
2015
Checking On Assumptions
Wednesday June 24,
2015
Wally's Hobby
Tags compliment, insult, backhanded compliment, hobby, obliviousness, deception
Transcript
Wally: Your strategy looks like a genius way to fight the last war. Boss: Thank you. Wally: No problem. You owe me a compliment. At what point does insulting your boss and getting away with it count as a hobby?

