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Wednesday May 05,
2004
Tags #meeting with boss, #stretch first, #limber, #muscles, #strain something, #stretch
Transcript
The boss: Im going to a meeting with my boss. Carol: did you stretch first? Carol: you need to limber up your lying muscles or you'll stain something. Really? Things are going that well?/! Didn't stretch.
Friday August 13,
2004
Tags #low pay, #lowest paid, #blame, #no one left, #aliens, #illegal
Transcript
Tina: "I just saw a list of everyone's salary." "I thought the glass ceiling was holding me down, but you have the highest pay here." "There's no one left to blame for my low pay except... Ooh, wait... How about illegal aliens?"
Wednesday May 25,
2005
Tags #balancing work life, #job anger, #destablizie, #crush urges, #punch something, #will want kids
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm having trouble balancing my work life and my personal life. How do you do it? Alice: "I use job anger to destabilize my hormonal blaance and crush any competing urges." "That reminds me I need to punch something today or I'll want to have kids."
Monday May 30,
2005
Tags #[roducts name, #means something bad, #elbonian, #pleasure from wedgie, #thinking of trying, #elbonia
Transcript
We've just been informed that our product's name means something bad in the Elbonian language. "It means "the intense pleasure derived from giving yourself a wedgie."" "Thus was hatced the greatest prank ever perpetrated by Elbonia." "I gotta try that."
Thursday July 07,
2005
Tags #do something, #let you know, #spitting on forehead, #whats worng
Transcript
"When you do something that I don't like, I'll let you know by cursing and then spitting on your forehead." "Maybe you could just tell me what I did wrong." "#*$@!"
Tuesday March 07,
2006
Tags #sit silent, #no meaning, #meeting, #conference room, #time is up, #something better, #no purpose, #business
Transcript
There's no purpose for this meeting other than my boss told me to have it. "So let's just sit here silently until our time is up." "Unless you have something better to do." "Not really."
Friday April 07,
2006
Tags #team building exercise, #left die, #crying, #shake it off, #boss, #apathetic
Transcript
"You said it was a team-building exercise and you left me in the middle of the desert to die!" "Shake it off." "You wouldn't think that would work, but it does!"
Tuesday April 25,
2006
Thursday June 28,
2007
Tags #career counselor, #something you love, #not working, #loserish, #bowling
Transcript
Dogbert, career counselor Dogbert: "Do something you love." Ted: "I love not working." Dogbert: "Do you have any loves that are any less loserish?" Ted: "I love to watch bowling!"
Saturday January 20,
2007
Tags #close the gap, #good at something, #jump ahead, #strategy and capabilities
Transcript
The Boss: We need to find a way to close the gap between our strategy and our capabilities. Wally: Why don't we just pretend we're good at something and call it our strategy.Sorry...Didn't mean to jump ahead.