Boss: The laser communication prototype you built for NASA accidentally vaporized the alien ship heading our way. If it got off a message to its home planet, your stupidity has doomed humanity to annihilation. Also, you didn't complete your mandatory training in chair safety.
Carol: You haven't completed the mandatory training on unconscious bias.
Dilbert: I'm not biased.
Carol: Maybe you are when you are not conscious.
Dilbert: I'm a bigot in my sleep?
Carol: And you look like a drooler.