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Share July 21, 2003's comic on:


Tags #psychics on televison, #software testing staff, #one medium, #punish them

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"I've noticed that deadd people know a lot. They're always yapping to psychics on television." "We could kill the entire software-testing staff and replace them with one medium." "Do you see any problem with that?" "If the dead people lie, how would we punish them?"

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Tags #different decsions, #iq 240, #intuition and experence, #chinese astrology

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Asok: I've noticed that every decision you make is different from what I would have done. My IQ is 240. Your IQ aspires to th three-digit range, I assume that your intuition and experience are guiding you. Please be that. The Boss: Chinese astrology!

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Tags #worry, #paranoid beaver, #productivity rewarded, #alice, #merger, #boss

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Alice : My strategy is to work like a paranoid beaver during the merger. Surely my productivity will be noticed and rewarded when the downsizing begins, Man: and who is alice? The Boss: Im pretty sure thats the bald guy with glasses.

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Tags #weapon, #plane, #stand for rights, #Advice, #jail, #complainy

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Dogbert: "You should smuggle a weapon on the plane." "And never, ever return your seat to its upright position! Stand up for your rights!" Dilbert: "I've noticed that all of your advice would put me in jail." Dogbert: "Why must you be so complainy?"

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Tags #greatness, #philosophy, #intrinsic value

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Dogbert: Have you ever noticed the contrast between my greatness and... you? Dilbert: My philosophy is that everyone has an intrinsic value that is the same. Dogbert: Lets call your philosophy " I didn't notice"

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Share April 28, 2004's comic on:


Tags #spouses get benefits, #marry each other, #fluorescent light, #walls head, #director of hr, #save money

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Catbert, the evil director of HR "Married employees cost us more because spouses get benefits." "If we can get our employees to marry each other we'll save money." "Have you ever noticed how the fluorescent light glistens off of Wally's head."

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Share July 09, 2004's comic on:


Tags #shave beard, #time slows, #to crawl, #envelope licker

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"I decided to shave off the beard I grew when I was waiting for my boss to get off the phone." "Beard? I hadn't noticed." "This will take awhile, so I'll wait until time slows to a crawl and do it then." "Did I ever tell you about my first job as an envelope licker?" "Click"

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Share July 17, 2004's comic on:


Tags #stock plunged, #acquire compnay, #few shares, #sit in cubicle

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Dogbert: Your stock just plunged on the news that you're going to acquire another company. Have you noticed that your stock goes down whenever you do anything? I'll buy a few shares if you'll agree to sit motionlessly in your cubicle.

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Tags #people bothering, #trying to work, #get away, #morons, #unpleasant realization

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Wally: Have you ever noticed that people continuously bother you when you're trying to work? Thats why I come here - to get away from those morons. wally: Im having an unpleasant realization. Dilbert: They're all like that.

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Share October 19, 2004's comic on:


Tags #other people, #problems, #discomfort, #effect on oether, #oblivious

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Dilbert: I've noticed that all my problems are caused by other people. Dilbert: Ive noticed that all of my problems are caused by other people. Yet ut seen sos unlikely that other people would cause me so much discomfort while i never bother anyone. Is it possible that Im oblivious to my effect on others? dogcart: ZZZZZ