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Share August 01, 1990's comic on:


Tags #dinosaurs, #bob, #dawn, #mouse, #Dogbert, #offense, #animal behavior

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Bob and Dawn the Dinosaurs sit on the floor playing cards. Dogbert says to Ratbert, "Let me introduce you to our dinosaurs, Bob and Dawn." Dawn screams, "Eeeek!! A mouse!" and jumps into the air. Ratbert says, "Not a mouse, a rat!!" Dawn says, "Oops. Sorry. You kinda look like a mouse." Ratbert replies, "No offense taken."

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Tags #dinosaurs, #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #special, #bob, #animal behavior, #birds, #careless

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Dogbert walks down the stairs holding a gadget. Dogbert says, "If Dilbert wanted me to have this when he died it must have been special to him. But what is it?" Bob the Dinosaur says, "We dinosaurs have a method for handling things we don't understand." Dogbert says, "Tell me." Bob replies, "We stomp it to bits and evolve into birds who don't care."

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Tags #bob, #dawn, #Dogbert, #egg, #dinosaurs, #animal behavior

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Bob the Dinosaur stands with Dawn and tells Dogbert, "We're going to have an egg!!" Dogbert asks, "What are you hoping it will be?" Bob replies, "Something round and white, about yea big."

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Tags #Dilbert, #rex, #bob, #dawn, #dinosaurs, #animal behavior, #wild

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Dilbert: Can't you control little Rex?! He's going wild. Bob: Rex, stop going wild. Rex: Why? Bob: Because I say so. Rex: So? Bob: I can't reason with him.

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Share December 11, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #dawn, #decades, #parents, #dinosaurs, #animal behavior, #rex, #child

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Bob: We're your parents. And if you do as we say for the next two decades. You'll grow up to be just like me. Rex: Don't even kid about that...

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Tags #Dilbert, #kiss, #question, #gracefully, #blind dating, #love, #dog, #animal behavior

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Judy, a dog in a dress, says to Dilbert, "I guess a good night kiss is out of the question." Dilbert throws a stick and says, "Fetch!" Judy turns to follow the stick. Dilbert leans against the door and says, "That ended more gracefully than most of my dates."

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Share February 02, 1991's comic on:


Tags #Dogbert, #rex, #dinosaurs, #behavior, #congress, #laws, #president, #balance, #power

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Rex: Dogbert, what's the congress? Dogbert: They make laws, Rex. Rex: Then what does the president do? Dogbert: He vetoes the laws. It's called balance of power. Rex: I guess they don't get paid much for doing that. Dogbert: Here's the confusing part...

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Tags #Dilbert, #exploring, #clyde, #canyon, #trail, #end, #week, #Dogbert, #hole, #vacation, #hiking

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Dogbert and Dilbert, who is wearing a backpack and holding a hiking stick, walk past a sign that says, "Clyde Canyon Trail." Dilbert says, "Ah . . . A full week of hiking and exploring." Dilbert and Dogbert arrive at the canyon which is a small hole in the ground. Dilbert stands in the hole and says, "We're gonna be pretty tired of this place by the end of the week."

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Tags #animal behavior, #giant, #moth, #fought, #modest, #bee, #jumpsuit, #wearing, #hypothetical, #situations

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Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on Dilbert's legs. Dogbert asks, "Who would win if a giant moth fought a giant but modest bee in an all-wool jumpsuit?" Dilbert says, "Wait . . . Who's wearing the jumpsuit -- the giant moth or the giant bee?" Dogbert replies, "The bee." Dilbert asks, "Is this just hypothetical?"

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Tags #Dogbert, #chihuahua, #ratbert, #clapping, #hand, #sprained, #brain, #hand clapping, #animal behavior

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Dogbert says, "Your Chihuahua disguise is good, Ratbert, but you must also learn to THINK like a Chihuahua." Dogbert continues, "To think like a Chihuahua, imagine the sound of one hand clapping." Ratbert yells, "Ouch! I sprained my brain! Yip yip yip yip yip!!!" Dogbert says, "Good, good . . ."