Asok: I finished my project! Dilbert: Shhhh! Don't let anyone hear you say that. Only one of two things can come of it. Either you'll get more work or you'll get fired for not having enough work. Asok: Then how does anyone ever finish a project around here? Wally: We don't. We manipulate our boss into adding features so our projects are never complete. Asok: Is that hard to do? Dilbert: Not as hard as you might hope. Asok: How do you like the prototype so far? Boss: It needs a red button and some cooling fins.
man with red apron: would you like to join our frequent victims club?
dilbert: no, i just want to buy this beverage.
man: you could save a dollar if you join now. it only takes a minute.
dilbert: i don't want you tracking my purchases and selling my data.
man: i you don't sign up, my colleagues and i will pester you to do it every time you try to buy something.
dilbert: i'll take my business elsewhere!
man: no. you won't. because other stores are just as bad as we are.
dilbert: i am not a victim!
man: tell that to the customer survey i'm about to pester you into doing.