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53 Results for Threat
View 51 - 53 results for threat comic strips. Discover the best "Threat" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday January 25,
2019
Self Driving Car Named Carl
Tags automobile driving, cars, intelligence, sarcasm, technology, threat
Transcript
The self-driving car named Carl. Dilbert: Carl, take me to the grocery store. Carl: Do you know that if I drive you off a cliff, you will die, whereas I would respawn in a new body? Dilbert: Maybe I'll walk. Carl: Maybe you should.
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Sunday July 28,
2019
Bad Hair Day
Tags angry, boss, employees, employment, hair, hairstyles, meetings, threat, warning
Transcript
Boss: Alice, why aren't you at this meeting? Alice: I'm having a bad hair day. Boss: That's no reason to miss a meeting! Alice: You don't understand. It's really, really bad. Boss: Come to the meeting right now, or you're fired! Gurk! Dilbert: That's bad hair. Alice: Can't say I didn't warn him.
Monday March 23,
2020
Wise Person Said
Tags business, wise, person, boil, stick, egg, Advice, proverb, threat, overrate
Transcript
asok: a wise person once said you can't boil an egg with a stick. wally: no, but i can threaten you with a stick unless you boil an egg for me. asok: why didn't the wise person think of that? wally: he sounds overrated


