conscience voice coming from dilbert's keyboard.
keyboard: hello, human. i'm your keyboard's conscience. you should reconsider sending such a mean email. working remotely has caused you to devolve into an empathy-free monster who cares nothing for the feelings of other.
dilbert typing: send
keyboard: now you're just being a jerk.
boss: the best part of having a remote workforce is firing them by text.
boss typing on smartphone.
Boss: ted, you're fired. tap tap tap.
catbert: it's done?
boss: no, i also need to give a thumbs-up to his crying face emoji.