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View 591 - 600 results for avoid work comic strips. Discover the best "Avoid Work" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday June 09,
2016
Wally Might Be Jealous
Saturday June 11,
2016
Tina's Criticism
Tags work spouse, wife, wives, criticism, nagging, Women, relationships
Transcript
Tina: As your work wife, I have some constructive criticism for you. Dilbert: Great. Tina: You'd be more attractive if you were taller, I just realized I don't know the difference between constructive criticism and the regular kind.
Saturday June 18,
2016
Dilbert Doesn't Need Vacations
Tags vacation, work ethic, workload, time off
Transcript
Boss: Company policy says you have to take a vacation. Dilbert: I don't want one. I would be bored for a week and come back to all the work that piled up while I was gone. Boss: Nothing about you is normal. Dilbert: Thank you.
Tuesday June 28,
2016
Two Ways To Avoid Listening
Wednesday June 29,
2016
Wally Replaces Himself With Chatbot
Tags laziness, working from home, work ethic, technology, bot
Transcript
Wally: I got approval to work from home. My chatbot will answer all of my emails and text messages. Dilbert: Chatbot answers would be useless. Wally: I hope so. Otherwise it wouldn't sound like me.
Thursday July 07,
2016
Pregnant Fly
Tags safety, accident, osha, hazard, work environment
Transcript
Ted: I was walking past the employee ping-pong table and took one in the eye. This is an unsafe work environment. Gaaa!!! A fly went up my nose! Catbert: It looked pregnant.
Wednesday July 13,
2016
Who Alan Works For
Tags threat, motivation, fear, work ethic
Transcript
Alice: If you do what I tell you to do, I will nominate you for employee of the year. If not, I will spend the rest of my days spreading rumors about you. Terrible, terrible rumors. Dilbert: Hey, Alan. Who do you work for these days? Alan: Whoever scares me the most.
Saturday July 16,
2016
How Conversations Work
Tags antisocial, conversation, distraction, phone, social, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: The weather will be good this weekend. Alice: Stop right there. Your proposed topic of conversation is far below the level of entertainment I can get from my phone. Dilbert: I don't know how conversations work. Dogbert: You're interrupting my phone time.
Tuesday July 19,
2016
Boss Wears Virtual Reality Goggles
Tags vr, virtual reality, deception, laziness, work ethic
Transcript
Wally: I convinced our boss to wear virtual reality goggles all day. Boss: Good job, Wally! I've never seen you work so many hours! Wally: reality is nice, but I find it limiting.
Saturday July 30,
2016
Wally And Agile Programming
Tags laziness, work ethic, avoid, evasion, acrobatics
Transcript
Boss: I'll ask Wally to write this software. I haven't seen him since he took that agile programming class.


