dilbert: i'm working two jobs since ted quit. maybe you could fire a replacement for ted.
boss: that won't work because you're too busy to train a new person.
panel changes building.
voice from building: stop making that death stare and get back to your two jobs.
in meeting room.
dogbert: i invented a device that can detect losers.
boss: how do i know if it's accurate?
dogbert: point it at a know loser and see if it pings.
boss pointing it at employees:
boss: hey! it knows ted is a loser!
ha ha ha!!! it says dilbert and alice are losers too! and carol and wally too! ha ha ha!!! this thing is totally accurate!
dogbert: you're holding it backward.
boss: how exactly does it detect losers?
dogbert: they're the ones who hold it backward.