dilbert on zoom call with boss.
boss: we're having another zoom meeting at 4 p.m.
dilbert: what's the topic?
boss: its about how i fill the deep emptiness of my soul by scheduling zoom meetings.
dilbert: have you tried overeating? that seems to work for me.
dogbert: your video call background needs improvement. i'll fill your shelves with sports trophies, plus photos of you shaking hands with jesus.
dilbert: who would believe i shook hands with jesus?
dogbert: the same people who will believe you won lots of sports trophies.