Busy Day Comic Strips - Page 62

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

688 Results for Busy Day

View 611 - 620 results for busy day comic strips. Discover the best "Busy Day" comics from Dilbert.com.

Dilbert Is Barely Trying

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Dilbert Is Barely Trying - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #jobs, #progress, #problems, #expectations

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert: I've notice that you go to work every day and yet the world is still a boiling cesspool of terribleness. It's as if you're not even trying. Dilbert: I gotta go. I'm late for doing nothing useful. Dogbert: I'm already forgetting your name.

Wally's Inappropriate Attire

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Wally's Inappropriate Attire - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #dress code, #outfit, #crop top, #deception, #ploy, #trick, #telecommuting, #laziness, #work ethic

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: That is inappropriate office attire! Go home and work remotely for the rest of the day. Dilbert: How'd it work out? Wally: Phase one was a total success. Phase two involves napping.

Meet At My Office

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Meet At My Office - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #meeting, #schedule, #time, #wasting time, #selfish, #business

View Transcript

Transcript

Computer: Let's meet at my office on Friday. Dilbert: Sure. Or... you could waste your day traveling to my office instead. Computer: You're being a jerk. Dilbert: You started it.

Humidity Is Wrecking Hair

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Humidity Is Wrecking Hair - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #hair, #humid, #bad hair day

View Transcript

Transcript

Alice: The humidity is wrecking my hair. Please don't stare. Dilbert: I can't promise that. Alice: You're staring! Dilbert: I'm afraid to turn my back on it.

Followship Training

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Followship Training - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #leadership, #following, #lazy, #work ethic, #motivation

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: I'm too busy to take a leaders hip class, so I'm sending all of you to a followship class. Dilbert: Is that so we can learn how to follow someone who never learned to lead? Boss: That sounds like a good question for your followship teacher.

Coaching Ted

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Coaching Ted - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #quitting, #fired, #annoy, #irritate, #drive away, #repel

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: Ted, you have not performed up to my expectations, so I thought I would spend more time coaching you. I'll be with you every minute of the day. Ted: I quit! Catbert: I told you that would work. Boss: I didn't want to believe it.

Wally's Red File Gets Him Out Of Work

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Wally's Red File Gets Him Out Of Work - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #laziness, #ruse, #work ethic, #deception, #excuse

View Transcript

Transcript

Wally: I'd love to help you, but I'm busy working on the red file. Woman: Is the red file a real thing or just a thing you say to get out of work? Wally: It's all the same on your end.

Robotic Hair Transplant

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Robotic Hair Transplant - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #coffee, #conversation, #hair, #surgery, #medical

View Transcript

Transcript

Never go to a robotic hair transplant center on the same day they upgrade the software. Is that the surgery where they take hair from the back of your head and fill in the bald spot? That's how the old software worked. The new one didn't respect boundaries.

Wally Doesn't Open Email

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Wally Doesn't Open Email - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #aversion, #avoiding, #communication, #email, #evasion, #excuse, #work ethic

View Transcript

Transcript

Did you get the file I sent by email? No. If i open email I'll see thirty urgent messages that will ruin my entire day. Can you open it tomorrow? You should try to live in the moment.

Alice And The Legacy System

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Alice And The Legacy System - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #dedication, #work ethic, #boredom, #overwork, #time

View Transcript

Transcript

Alice: Does it bother you to work on the old legacy system when the rest of us are doing exciting new things? Wally: I leave work at 4 p.m. every day. Wally: How about you? Alice: Squatters keep moving into my house.