alice on video call.
alice: please stop leaning into the camera while chewing the end of your pen. it makes me want to drive to your house and shove that pen up your nose.
male office worker: but you won't do that, right?
alice: what's your address?
dilbert: i'm working two jobs since ted quit. maybe you could fire a replacement for ted.
boss: that won't work because you're too busy to train a new person.
panel changes building.
voice from building: stop making that death stare and get back to your two jobs.