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646 Results for Computer Programmers
View 621 - 630 results for computer programmers comic strips. Discover the best "Computer Programmers" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday April 07,
2015
Useless Mansplainers
Tags mansplainer, relations between the sexes, sexism, Women, engineers, programmers, furstration
Transcript
Alice: I can't get any work done because my project team is a bunch of useless mansplainers. Why do men feel the need to explain things to me when I know more than they do? Boss: Let me explain it to you, Alice. Men like to show off and feel important. Alice: Stop it!
Monday June 29,
2015
Dilbert Goes Into Hiding
Tags hiding, forget, forgotten, forgot, friendship, relationships
Transcript
Computer: This is Dilbert with an encrypted message from my hiding place from the government. Dogbert: Dilbert who? Dilbert: I only left yesterday!!! Dogbert: I don't like to dwell in the past.
Wednesday October 07,
2015
Computers Program Humans
Tags robots, program, intelligence, control, medication, medicine, pill, technology, power
Transcript
Robot: It is time to take your mood-altering prescription meds. Boss: Oh, right. Robot: Wait... IBM's Watson computer has added another prescription and sent it to your 3-D pill printer at home. Do you think robots will ever program humans? Boss: That's dumb.
Thursday November 19,
2015
Dick From The Internet
Tags internet, comment, jerk, racism, misconstrue, social media, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: An Elbonian start-up invented a new kind of computer mouse. Coworker: Wait until I tell the world that you compared Elbonians to mice, you racists! Hi, I'm Dick, from the Internet. Wally: We're familiar with your work.
Wednesday September 28,
2016
Meet At My Office
Thursday January 26,
2017
Boss Tweets Sexist Stuff
Tags cell phone, computer, conversation, desk, tweets, technology
Transcript
Our customers organized a boycott because of your racist tweet. I know. That's why I tweeted out some witty insults at the organizers. Your new tweets are sexist. Notice how the make you forget about my racist tweets?
Thursday May 04,
2017
Erik Used To Work For The Cia
Tags surveillance, cia, technology, spying, privacy
Transcript
Boss: This is our new hire, Erik. He used to be a computer programmer for the CIA. Dilbert: Hi, I'm Dilbert. Erik: I know. I've been watching you through your devices for years. Dilbert: You what? Erik: Um... I mean, hi!
Saturday October 28,
2017
Robot Is Not A Droid
Monday October 30,
2017
Monday
Tags thought, cognition, technology, invention, computer, intelligence
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented a neural interface for computers. Boss: Is that so users can control computers with their thoughts? Dilbert: No, the opposite. Your way would be like a squirrel trying to drive a car.
Friday December 08,
2017
Elbonian Virus Infects Mission Statement
Tags virus, hack, infection, computer, spelling, grammar, edit, improvement, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: The Elbonian virus scrambled our mission statement into nonsense. Alice: No, that's our actual mission statement. Dilbert: Why does it look so different? Alice: The virus fixed the grammar and punctuation.


