Wally and Dilbert at coffee pot wearing face masks.
dilbert: how did you cope with the loss of social contact during the pandemic?
wally: best weeks of my life. how about you?
dilbert: i didn't want to be the first to say it.
dilbert: are you listening to me? it looks as if you are using your phone.
boss: i can do two things at once.
dilbert: i'll bet you can't even hear me, you ridiculous moron.
boss: uh-huh uh-huh go on.
dilbert: you smell like old socks, and your brain is made of cheese.