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1000 Results for Dogbert
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Monday April 30,
2007
Monday April 16,
2007
Sunday April 08,
2007
Transcript
"If I invented something that would give me unlimited power..." "...Would you kill me in my sleep so you could steal it?" "Of course not." "Good." "I mean, why would I wait until you were asleep?" "That's just burning daylight." "In fact, I'm thinking of killing you right now just in case you already invented it and you're trying to decide whether you should tell me." "It was a hypothetical question." "Maybe, but it's not a chance I'm willing to take."
Saturday April 07,
2007
Tags art, criticism, irritation, worth
Transcript
Art Department Dogbert: I am Dogbert, the quantifier of unquantifiable things. I declare you to be worth $85. No one likes to be quantified.
Friday April 06,
2007
Thursday April 05,
2007
Monday March 19,
2007
Monday March 12,
2007
Saturday March 10,
2007
Friday February 23,
2007
Tags pr campaign, stock price, grossly inflated, buy companies, make money, manage companies
Transcript
Dogbert: Thanks to my P.R. campaign, your stock price is grossly over-inflated." "Now you can use your stock to buy companies that actually make money." "After you manage those companies into the toilet, give me a jingle."


