dilbert: i'm getting addicted to hand sanitizer. it started with my hands, but over time, i extended it up to my forearms, then behind my ears, and it just kept going.
dilbert: want a squirt?
alice: i don't know where that thing has been.
dilbert: i have a feeling you are doing something wrong, but i don't know what. do you mind if i watch over your shoulder and look for mistakes as you make them?
coworker: you don't have friends, do you?
dilbert: i like to travel light.