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Wednesday February 20,
2013
Tags ignorance (knowledge), managers & supervisors, appleby ceo, admit wrongs, other people, humbly admit, business
Transcript
CEO: The CEO of Apple says a leader should admit when he's wrong. That won't work for me because I'm never wrong. The best I can do is admit when other people are wrong. Boss: That sort of misses the point. CEO: Well, I humbly admit you're wrong.
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Friday March 01,
2013
Tags business ethics, honesty, shakespeare, born great, achieve greatness, steal, theft, shareholders
Transcript
CEO: Shakespeare said some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em. I wonder which one I am. Catbert: Some steal from shareholders and call it greatness. CEO: Greatness of the fourth kind.
Monday March 04,
2013
Tags cruelty, maintenance plan, managers & supervisors, over budget, take chances, business
Transcript
Dilbert: Should we buy the maintenance plan or just take our chances? What do you prefer? Boss: I prefer to punish you for buying the maintenance plan and going over budget, but I also don't mind firing you for not buying it if we later need it. Which one of us has a better job?
Wednesday March 06,
2013
Tags suspicion, high level of trust, employees, performance, scam, business
Transcript
Dilbert: Studies show that companies with a high level of trust in employees also perform the best. Boss: If you ever start performing well, I'll trust you, too. Dilbert: This didn't go the way I hoped. Boss: What kind of scam are you trying to pull?
Tuesday March 19,
2013
Tags didn't read, email, improve communication, long rambling email, someone else, meeting, business
Transcript
The Boss: Did everyone read about how to improve our communication? Dilbert: Was it a long rambling email that stumbled from one barely coherent point to another? The Boss: That one must have been from someone else. Dilbert: Good because I didn't read it.
Thursday April 11,
2013
Tags ignorance (knowledge), managers & supervisors, work ethic, wifi enabled, bus, commute from san fransico, business
Transcript
Dilbert: Google provides a wi-fi enabled bus for its employees to commute from San Francisco. Why can't we be more like that? Boss: You want to be more like a bus? Dilbert: I found the problem.
Friday April 12,
2013
Tags anger, employees, violence, contradcited, meeting, fist of death, robots, no legal rights, cardio, oiled my pan, business
Transcript
Alice: You contradicted me in a meeting today and I didn't appreciate it. I'm no allowed to use my fist of death on humans, but you robots have no legal rights. It's not personal. This is how I get my cardio. Robot: I just oiled my pan.
Friday April 19,
2013
Tags competition (psychology), managers & supervisors, thwarting rivals, competitions, expensive engineering solutions, business
Transcript
Dilbert: Have you heard any rumors about what is driving our boss's decisions lately? Alice: He's thwarting a rival within the company by offering only prohibitively expensive engineering solutions. Dilbert: My work has meaning, but it's not the good kind.
Friday January 04,
2008
Tags meeting, friday morning, bagel friday, separates us, special, bagels, reward, business
Transcript
The Boss: Wally, I need you to attend a meeting on Friday morning. But that is bagel Friday. It's the only thing that separates us from the animals. The Boss: You could get a bagel to go. Wally: It's as if you don't want to understand.
Tuesday January 08,
2008
Tags employees, meeting, miss step, mole hired, reporting, chilling effect, business
Transcript
RAtBert: I'm the official department mole. I'll be reporting your every misstep to your pointy-haired boss. Dilbert: Won't this have a chilling effect on our creativity and honesty?" RatBert: That didn't take long.

