CEO: I don't understand why you are recommending blockchain for this application.
Boss: My staff are the experts, but I can explain the basic idea. You see, using blockchain is like losing a necklace on the beach. Then a seagull finds the necklace and takes it back to it's nest. And we all like data security, don't we?
CEO: It's almost as if you are proposing a plan you don't understand at any level.
Boss: Well, yes, but keep in mind that you wouldn't understand it even if I could explain it.
CEO: But you're sure someone on your staff understands it, right?
Boss: Define "sure".