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Friday August 26,
2005
Tags urgent, budget numbers, technology, amazing, data, delete spam
Transcript
Subject: URGENT Dilbert, give me your budget numbers as soon as possible. "Technology is amazing. I type one message and within minutes I'll have my data." "First order of business: Delete all spam e-mail that has a subject of 'Urgent'."
Saturday August 27,
2005
Tags stealth layoff, evil director, human resources, worthless employees, job no longer exists, business
Transcript
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "I call it a stealth layoff." "We move all of the worthless employees to the same project. When it's done, we tell them that their jobs no longer exist." "I don't like the look of this."
Thursday September 29,
2005
Monday November 14,
2005
Tags 10 million dollars, company, four people, weather website, web monitoring, business
Transcript
"Alice, this year you did the work of four people and made over $10 million for the company." "But according to our web monitoring software, you used company resources to look at a weather web site." "Thief."
Monday December 05,
2005
Tags cross charging, freshly brewed coffee, tempting pasteries, time to project, meeting, wrong meeting, mis placed, business
Transcript
Um...Why are you here? "Originally I was seduced by the smell of your freshly brewed coffee and tempting pastries." "But now I'm all about cross-charging my time to your project."
Thursday December 08,
2005
Saturday December 31,
2005
Tags web service satndards, consortium, approval review, executive board, review borad
Transcript
"We should join the industry consortium that's promoting web services standards." "Run that past the consortium approval review board and get a sign-off from the executive board of review board reviewers." "Do those exist?" "In a perfect world, yes."
Thursday February 16,
2006
Friday February 17,
2006
Transcript
The Land of Unrealistic Business Assumptions $ GOLD (Take Some) "Suddenly I feel as if anything is possible." "Hello! We're the consumers who have extraordinarily bad judgment!" "I need more than three of you." "The hole's a thousand miles deep. The others thought it would be a good idea to come early." "Ow! Ow!"
Tuesday March 07,
2006
Tags sit silent, no meaning, meeting, conference room, time is up, something better, no purpose, business
Transcript
There's no purpose for this meeting other than my boss told me to have it. "So let's just sit here silently until our time is up." "Unless you have something better to do." "Not really."

