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202 Results for Date
View 61 - 70 results for date comic strips. Discover the best "Date" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday June 24,
2000
Tags worst date ever, whats on ground, bends over, check out ass, not so good
Transcript
Ming and Dilbert are walking together as Ming talks on her cell phone. "Yeah, I'm having the worst date ever. I'll check." Ming asks Dilbert, "What's that on the ground? It looks interesting?" Dilbert bends down tolook. Ming begins talking on her cell phone again. "Not so good."
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Thursday June 29,
2000
Tags any errand, date women, film, movies, ratbert, thinks wally is hot, Entertainment
Transcript
Ratbert the Concierge Wally: Id like a date with a woman who thinks Im hot. Remember, you promised you would do any errand for employees. Tell me again how hot I am.
Friday May 18,
2001
Tags terrific conversationalit, write code, while you complain, embraced, date, end of date, kiss good night, hug, mean things, said
Transcript
Dilbert is dropping his date off after a date. She says, "Thanks for taking me to dinner. You're a terrific conversationalist." Noriko and Dilbert embrace as Dilbert says, "With you, it's easy." They are about to kiss when Dilbert continues, "I discovered that I can write code in my head as you complain about your job all night."
Saturday May 19,
2001
Tags date, complain, all night, called a loser, personality, one thing, complaint, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert returns home from his date and says to Dogbert, "My date complained about her life all night long!" Dilbert continues, "But I complain about just ONE thing and she calls ME a loser." Dogbert asks, "Did you complain about her personality?" Dilbert replies, "That's ONE thing!"
Friday January 31,
2003
Tags cat show, clothing, date, good listener, mindless replica, uninteresting stories
Transcript
A female coworker asks Dilbert, "Would it be okay if I asked your mindless replica for a date?" The coworker continues, "I'm full of uninteresting stories and I need a guy who's a good listener." The coworker and the Visibuddy are at dinner. The coworker says, "Now I'll describe the clothing of each person at the cat show." The Visibuddy hits himself in the head with a fork, "Thunk!"
Thursday July 24,
2003
Tags unfunded man date, my delivery, no one laughs, unemployed guy
Transcript
Tina: I went to a movie with an unemployed guy. I call that an unfunded man date. The unemployed guy didn't laugh either, Maybe its my delivery,
Tuesday May 04,
2004
Tags software faults, ship date, future development, coulumn, what to call stuff, figuring
Transcript
Dilbert: We still have too many software faults. We'll miss our ship date. The boss: "Move the list of faults to the 'future development' column and ship it." "90% of this job is figuring out what to call stuff."
Thursday July 01,
2004
Tags stalking new hire, date tomorrow, employee orientation, workplace hazards
Transcript
Alice: hows your stalking of the new hire going? Wally: we have a date for tomorrow. Alice: She's in an employee orientation meeting today. wally: Uh - oh. Module four is about identifying workplace hazards.
Friday November 05,
2004
Tags therapy, bossy, session, therapist mean, comments, insulting, Advice, hurtful, looks, date, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: I have uncontrollable urges to show people better ways to do things. Do you think the real issue might be my insecurity? Therapist: Well, I wouldn't date you but thats mostly because of your looks. Dilbert: Not helping,
Wednesday May 04,
2005
Tags date co owrker, anything has pulse, bed judgement, restraining orders
Transcript
"Should I date a coworker?" "You should date anything that has a pulse, bad judgement and no restraining orders against you." "But she has to be hot." "Settle for "still warm.""

