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215 Results for Frivolous Email
View 61 - 70 results for frivolous email comic strips. Discover the best "Frivolous Email" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday October 22,
2016
How The File Was Sent
Tags #communication, #technology, #text, #app, #email
Transcript
Dilbert: What's the URL for that site? Boss: I sent that to you last week. Dilbert: To which of my seven email addresses did you send it? Boss: Maybe I texted it to you. Dilbert: I have a bad feeling about this. Boss: Maybe I used Slack, or WhatsApp. Or I sent it to someone else.
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Friday December 30,
2016
Boss Doesn't See Email
Tags #space, #astronaut, #engineering, #laziness, #bureaucracy, #accident
Transcript
Boss: The crew of our first spaceship suffocated on the launchpad. Apparently, I got an email last week asking for approval to repair the oxygen generator. Carol: You killed them with your incompetence? Boss: I can't take all the credit. It was a team effort.
Sunday April 02,
2017
Tags #tldr, #email, #communication, #patience, #criticism
Transcript
Man: Did you read my email? Dilbert: No, it was too long. Man: Maybe you could read it when you have more time. Dilbert: I never have time to read email messages that are too long. Maybe you could rewrite it to be shorter. Man: I don't have time to rewrite it. Dilbert: And I don't have time to read it. Man: If no one reads that email, it will mean I wasted two hours writing it. Dilbert: Plus, you're wasting my time right now. Don't forget to include that in your failure assessment. Man: I had high hopes for that email. Dilbert: It's a sunk cost. Let it go.
Wednesday December 06,
2017
Fake Email From The Ceo
Tags #virus, #infection, #malware, #technology, #typo, #literacy
Transcript
Dilbert: I can't delete the Elbonian virus in our network. It keeps replicating. Holy carp! It created a fake email full of typos and bad ideas and sent it out from our CEO's account! Wait, no. That's actually from our CEO. Wally: Maybe the virus can fix him.
Wednesday November 28,
2018
Sending Email At Night
Tags #email, #employees, #office, #office workers, #sarcasm
Transcript
Asok: I keep working hard, but no one notices. Wally: That's why I send out department-wide emails at around midnight every night. Asok: I didn't know you work at home every night. Wally: Do I need to speak slower here?
Friday November 30,
2018
Exclamation Mark
Tags #boss, #email, #managers & supervisors, #office workers, #pretend, #sarcasm
Transcript
Boss: Why did you send me a sarcastic email response? Dilbert: I didn't. Boss: Then how do you explain this exclamation mark? Dilbert: I was pretending to be interested in what you said. Boss: Oh, okay. I like that.
Friday February 15,
2019
Old Sayings
Tags #boss, #email, #insult, #office, #office workers, #sarcasm, #sayings
Transcript
Dilbert: I discovered I can insult our boss if I make it sound like an old saying. He thinks all old sayings are wise. Wally: Here he comes. Boss: Did you read my email? Dilbert: A man who sends email has nothing to say.
Sunday May 19,
2019
Tags #business, #email, #office workers, #project manager, #office, #liar, #photoshop
Transcript
office worker: why are you telling everyone my project got canceled? dilbert: i never said anything like that. office worker: you're such a liar. i saw your email to ted. dilbert: if i show you that email right now, and it says nothing about your project... will you admit you were wrong and humbly apologize to me? office worker: i don't think i can commit to that. dilbert: well, anyway, here it is, and you can plainly see you were wrong. office worker: this looks photo-shopped. dilbert: i don't see a winning path for me here.
Saturday July 13,
2019
Read It With My Own Eyes
Tags #argument, #communication, #email, #frustrated, #office, #office workers, #plans
Transcript
Man: I disagree with your email saying the plan won't work. Dilbert: My email said exactly the opposite. I said the plan will definitely work. Man: No, I read it with my own eyes. Dilbert: I'm the one who wrote it!!!
Saturday November 02,
2019
Multiple Choice
Tags #email, #managers & supervisors, #options, #reply, #business
Transcript
dilbert: i sent you an email with three options, and you replied "yes" boss: i don't remember it. send it to me again dilbert: oookay email: which option do you prefer? boss types: yes