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Thursday June 22,
1989
Tags dog, dreaming, flying, animals
Transcript
In his dream, Dilbert floats in mid air. Dilbert thinks, "Ooh boy! Looks like another one of those flying dreams I keep having." Dilbert flies through the air thinking, "This is great! I just hope I don't crash and wake up this time." Dilbert is suspended over his bed on a pulley system. Dogbert holds the rope and says, "Houston, we are experiencing difficulty."
Thursday October 12,
1989
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, walk, gum, chewing gum
Transcript
Dilbert asks Dogbert, "Care to join me for a walk?" Dogbert answers, "Sure." Dogbert says, "I hope you aren't planning to chew that gum at the same time." Dilbert says as he puts a piece of gum in his mouth, "Very funny." Dilbert lies on the ground with gum sticking to his feet, his arms and Dogbert. Dilbert says, "Boy! This is a lot harder than you would think." Dogbert growls.
Tuesday November 28,
1989
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, informal, white house, gorby, gumby, community
Transcript
Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on Dilbert's legs. Dogbert says, "I'm enjoying the new informal approach at the White House." Dogbert continues, "I just hope it doesn't embarrass us in the international community." A White House aide stands in front of the President's desk next to Gumby. The President says, "Doggone it, I told you to set up a meeting with GORBY!" The aide thinks, "What's a Gorby?"
Wednesday January 17,
1990
Tags Dogbert, Dilbert, jennifer, flame-thrower, chalk eraser, substitute teacher, hostages, stinger
Transcript
Dogbert stands in front of a classroom holding a pointer. Dogbert yells, "Jennifer! Put that flame-thrower away right this minute!" Dogbert yells, "Eugene! Release those hostages or I shall be forced to fling this chalk eraser at your head!" Dogbert yells, "Is that a 'Stinger' missile launcher? Well, I hope you brought enough for everybody!" The student replies, "I did."
Monday March 05,
1990
Tags Dogbert, trophy, perfect, attendance, vicarouis, dusting, waxing, head, big head, Dilbert
Transcript
Dilbert says to Dogbert, "Look what I won, Dogbert! It's a trophy for perfect attendance!" Dilbert says, "Since YOU've never won a trophy, I thought you might get some vicarious joy by dusting and waxing MY trophy every day. Here." Dilbert walks away saying, "I hope that trophy doesn't go to my head." Dogbert throws the trophy at Dilbert's head.
Thursday May 31,
1990
Tags Dogbert, Dilbert, infiltrated, buckingham palace, princess, frog curse, disguise, Charlie, breath, smell, flies, lady di, common person
Transcript
Dogbert looks at a clock on the wall and thinks, "By now Dilbert should have infiltrated Buckingham Palace." Dogbert thinks, "One kiss from the Princess and his 'frog curse' will be lifted . . . I just hope his disguise works . . ." Inside a tower, Lady Diana asks, "Charlie, why does your breath smell like flies?" Dilbert the Frog answers, "Uh . . . I had lunch with a common person today . . ."
Saturday October 06,
1990
Tags Dilbert, wild, deer, cloned, Dogbert, pool, money, ground
Transcript
Dilbert says to Dogbert, "Hi . . . Uh, why am I naked and sitting in a garbage can?" Dogbert replies, "Either you were killed by wild deer and we cloned you back to life from your old garbage . . . Or . . ." Dilbert says, "I hope I like the second choice." Dogbert says, ". . . Or you saved a lot of money on an above-ground pool."
Thursday October 11,
1990
Tags Dilbert, aunt, helen, elbow warmer, gift, lowest, creature, dog, Dogbert
Transcript
Dilbert reads a letter that says, "Dear Dilbert, I hope you like this elbow warmer I knitted for you. Love, Aunt Helen." Dilbert says to Dogbert, "It's an elbow warmer; just a thoughtful little gift from me to you." Dogbert says, "I feel like the lowest creature in the gift chain."
Monday April 01,
1991
Tags Dilbert, android, kit, walk, talk, dress, differently, Dogbert, around
Transcript
Dilbert assembles an android and says to Dogbert, "I built this android from a kit." Dilbert continues, "He doesn't have a personality, but he will walk around and talk." Dogbert says, "Well, I hope you guys will at least dress differently."
Thursday April 04,
1991
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, andy the android, humans, sleep, eat, don't, die, existential, crisis
Transcript
Andy: Androids want to be like humans. Tell me what humans do. Dilbert: Mostly, they eat, sleep, and hope they don't die. Andy: That's it? Dilbert: Unless they find religion... Then they eat, sleep, and look forward to dying.