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Hiring Morons

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Hiring Morons - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #managers & supervisors, #technology, #business, #technical, #job, #market, #hire, #moron, #critical

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boss: the job market is so hot right now that we can only afford to hire morons. dilbert: how will we fill our critical technical jobs? boss: i just told you.

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Begging The Universe For Trouble

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Begging The Universe For Trouble - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #boss, #hygiene, #karma, #pandemic, #virus, #hoax, #germs, #superstitious

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Man: If you keep saying the coronavirus is a hoax. You are practically begging the universe to infect you. CEO: Don't be so superstitious. That's not how anything works, you moron. Cough cough. Man: No, karma! Not me!

Shocking Fake Video

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Shocking Fake Video - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #insults, #obliviousness, #videos, #conspiracy

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Boss: Did you see the shocking claims in the video I emailed to you? Dilbert: Yes. The video is so obviously fake that only a raging moron would think any of it is true. Boss: I think it's all true. Dilbert: Welp, that's one data point in my favor.

Boss Using Phone

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Boss Using Phone - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #cell phone, #distraction, #managers & supervisors, #sarcasm, #technology, #business, #disrespect, #hear, #face mask

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dilbert: are you listening to me? it looks as if you are using your phone. boss: i can do two things at once. dilbert: i'll bet you can't even hear me, you ridiculous moron. boss: uh-huh uh-huh go on. dilbert: you smell like old socks, and your brain is made of cheese.

The Moron Option

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The Moron Option - Dilbert by Scott Adams