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67 Results for Testing
View 61 - 67 results for testing comic strips. Discover the best "Testing" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday January 29,
2018
Murder By Car
Tags #self-driving cars, #technology, #murder, #invention
Transcript
Wally: The pointy-haired boss is testing our self-driving car prototype. Hey, didn't you write the operating system for that prototype? Dilbert: Yes. Wally: Hypothetically, could you murder him from a distance? Dilbert: We shouldn't have this conversation. Narrator: Continued.
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Sunday March 29,
2020
Dilbert Did Not Say That
Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #office workers, #boss, #prototype, #authority, #idiot, #liar, #innocent, #guilty
Transcript
co-worker: why did you tell our pointy-haired boss we need to do more testing on the prototype? dilbert: i didn't do anything of the sort. co-worker: carl says you did. dilbert: who is a better authority on what i said - a guy who wasn't in the room or me? co-worker: good question. on one hand, carl is an idiot and a known liar. on the other hand, it is common for guilty people to say they are innocent. dilbert: what do innocent people say when you accuse them of stuff? co-worker: who knows? just do't do it again. dilbert under distress: i didn't do it once!!!
Friday April 10,
2020
Asok Confidence
Tags #asok, #business, #co-workers, #confidence, #enough, #fake, #room, #test
Transcript
ask: you know what's wrong with this room? not enough of me in it. that's what. dilbert: are you testing your fake confidence? asok: is it working?
Monday June 22,
2020
Anecdotal Testing
Thursday July 09,
2020
You Can Say No
Tags #business, #office workers, #technology, #insubordination, #stupid, #test, #video, #sarcasm
Transcript
dilbert wearing face mask: did you know you can just refuse to do things that are stupid, and it will be okay? tina: i don't believe that. dilbert: it's true! i've been testing it all week. tina: take a video next time you do it so i can see how. dilbert: no, that's stupid.
Friday August 14,
2020
Can't Let It Go
Tags #business, #face mask, #let it go, #office workers, #software, #technology, #test
Transcript
co-worker: i thought you said we would be testing the software by today. dilbert: nope. i never said anything remotely like that. co-worker: i can't let this go. dilbert: i didn't think you could.