Man: We need to make decisions based on real data!
Dilbert: Who do you imagine disagrees with that obvious statement?
Man: Uh-oh. I just realized I'm dumb and never knew it.
Dilbert: I hear it can sneak up on you.
dogbert: they say the best way to manage the coronavirus is to spread it to people you dislike. the happiness you get from that will boost your immune system.
dilbert: maybe i'll get medical advice from an actual doctor.
dogbert: they leave out the good stuff.