Called Into Question Comic Strips - Page 7

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

1000 Results for Called Into Question

View 61 - 70 results for called into question comic strips. Discover the best "Called Into Question" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 16, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #yank, #loose threads, #cut, #better, #Lose, #head

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert looks at his shirt sleeve and thinks, "Loose thread." Dilbert grabs the thread and thinks, "I can't remember if it's better to cut these or just yank on them." Dilbert yanks the thread and his head collapses into his shirt.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 17, 1990's comic on:


Tags #shirt, #head, #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #Family, #portrait, #torso

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert, who has no head, walks up to Dogbert and asks, "Dogbert, could you give me a hand?" Dogbert says, "Paw." Dilbert points to his missing head and explains, "I pulled a loose thread on my shirt and my head got sucked into my torso." Dilbert asks, "What should we do?" Dogbert replies, "This might be a good time for a family portrait."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 18, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dogbert, #torso, #flattery, #expand, #pop, #Dilbert, #mollusks, #time

View Transcript

Transcript

The caption says, "After tugging a loose thread on his shirt . . ." Dilbert's head is missing. Dilbert kneels on the ground in front of Dogbert and says, "Do something." Dogbert says, "Hmm . . . Head got sucked into torso, huh?" Dogbert continues, "I'll try flattery . . . Your head will expand and pop right out . . ." Later, Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert stands on the hassock. Dogbert says, ". . . And you are superior to mollusks in every way but looks . . ." Dilbert says, "I felt something that time."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 24, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #stock, #broker, #investor, #chocolate, #coins, #call, #hour

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert says, "Ahem . . . I think I'll call my stock broker . . . I'm an investor, you know." Dogbert says, "Ooh . . . I'm impressed." Dilbert says into the telephone, "What? No profits yet? I'll call back in an hour." Dilbert says, "I wonder if this is a bad time to be in chocolate coins."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 30, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #micheal, #cover, #charge, #two, #bits, #computer, #program, #engineering

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: Uh-oh! I'm being sucked into my own computer program! I've always feared this... Michael: Hi, I'm Michael-- Michael Chip.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 01, 1990's comic on:


Tags #all, #coffee, #consumerism, #Dilbert, #killed, #michael, #microchip

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert gets sucked into his computer. Dilbert: You.. You're a microchip... Michael: I am. C'mon in and have some coffee. Dilbert: Chips drink coffee? Michael: Gallons. It keeps us fast. Dilbert: Doesn't that make you irritable with the other microchips? Michael: Not since I killed them all.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 06, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dogbert, #hospital, #directions, #drive, #driving, #car, #automobile, #lying, #sarcasm

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert walks on the sidewalk. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks, "Hey dog! What's the quickest way to go to the hospital?" Dogbert replies, "Drive as fast as you can into that tree." The driver asks, "What's the second quickest way?" Dogbert replies, "Hmm . . . Well, go left, then right, right, left, left, left, right, left, left." The says, "Thanks!" as he drives away. Dogbert thinks, "Actually, I have no idea how to get to the hospital . . ." Dogbert thinks, "But I didn't want him to think I'm a jerk."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 23, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #woman, #witch, #practicing, #awful, #lawn ornaments, #tacky, #lawn

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert sits at a restaurant table with a woman. The woman says, "Thanks for asking me out. Most guys get scared when they find out I'm a practicing witch." The woman continues, "Then they say something I don't like and I end up turning them into lawn ornaments." Dilbert replies, "That's awful!" The woman says, "Tell me about it . . . you can't believe how tacky my lawn is now."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 24, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #witchcrat, #handy, #annoying, #luv, #frog, #fly, #dinner, #date, #love, #Women

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert and a woman sit at a restaurant table eating dinner. Dilbert asks, "So . . . Uh . . . Why did you decide to take up witchcraft?" The woman replies, "It comes in handy." The woman points to a fly circling the table and says, "For example, suppose I want to get rid of this annoying fly here." The woman turns Dilbert into a frog and says, "Now be a luv . . ."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 25, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dogbert, #date, #frog, #witch, #turned, #me, #into, #hopping, #mad, #love, #dating

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert asks Dilbert, "You're back early. How was your date?" Dilbert, who has been turned into a frog, replies, "Not so good . . . She's a witch . . . Turned me into a frog." Dilbert says, "Oooh! When I think about it I just get so . . . So . . ." Dogbert asks, "Hopping mad?"