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63 Results for Argument
View 61 - 63 results for argument comic strips. Discover the best "Argument" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday February 20,
1992
Tags robot, discriminating, female, years, compensate, past, injustices, therefore, argument, effective
Transcript
A female robot says to Ruebert, "Males have been discriminating against females for a million years." Ruebert thinks, "Guilt attack." The female robot says, "Therefore, YOU must compensate ME for past injustices." Ruebert says, "You know, for a ridiculous argument, it's nonetheless quite effective." The female robot says, "Thank you."
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Friday December 21,
1990
Tags senator, axxe, embracing, elected, opera, boycott, chair, Dogbert
Transcript
Senator Newt Axxes' Office. Senator Axxe: Mister Dogbert makes a strong argument for banning opera. Man: The polls show that almost nobody cares about this issue... There's virtually no political risk in embracing it! Senator Axxe: Until they scrape your festering corpse out of that chair!
Friday August 25,
1989
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, ruler, argument, flaw
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk holding up a broken ruler. Dilbert asks Dogbert, "Dogbert, do you know what happened to my good ruler?" Dogbert answers, "Rulers are made to be broken." Dilbert stares at Dogbert. Dilbert turns back to the desk and says, "I just KNOW there is some flaw in that argument . . ."

