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Dilbert Doesn't See Hats

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Dilbert Doesn't See Hats - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags hat, sarcasm, business, elbonia, big, working, sight, patronizing

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Elbonian man: i heard a rumor that you hate working with people who wear big hats. dilbert: i don't see hats. elbonian man: are you patronizing me right now? dilbert: i can't tell.

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Boss Isn't Fair

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Boss Isn't Fair - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, video call, project, fair, repeating, bump, head

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dilbert and ceo on video call. dilbert: it isn't fair that alice gets all the best projects. boss: and what's your point? dilbert: it's not fair. boss: you already said that. dilbert: you should do something to make it more fair. boss: why? dilbert: because it's not fair? boss: did you bump your head?

Work From Home Or Office

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Work From Home Or Office - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, video call, office, work from home, home, quit, shoot, dead, mistake, happiness

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boss on video call. boss: how many of you would prefer going back to work in the office instead of working at home? voices from laptop: i'd rather be dead. i quit. shoot me. boss walking in living room thinking: i knew it was a mistake to let them taste happiness.

Ceo Missing

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Ceo Missing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, covid-19, managers & supervisors, technology, video call, ceo, pandemic, virus, lonely, zoom

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dilbert on video call. dilbert: has anyone herd from our ceo since the pandemic started? voices from the laptop: maybe the virus got him. no. not me. next frame has ceo thinking in another location: well, it looks like another lonely day of looking for the zoom button.

Charles Barkley App

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Charles Barkley App - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, work, remote, work from home, app, racism, filter, video call, charles barkley, like, laptop

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dilbert: now that we all work remotely, i built an app to eliminate racism. it's a filter that turns every face on a video call into charles barkley. dogbert: i like him. dilbert: see?

Dick Tells A Rumor

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Dick Tells A Rumor - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, workplace, coworkers, people, gossip, malice, slander, pointless, pain, nemesis, office workers

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dick: hi, i'm dick, your workplace nemesis. dilbert: i know who you are. dick: people are saying terrible things about you behind your back, but i can't tell you who they are or what they are saying. dilbert: what is the point of telling me that? dick: have i mentioned i feed on your pain.

Dick The Nemesis

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Dick The Nemesis - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, hire, nemesis, social media, bad, idea, doubt, science, workplace

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boss: i hired dick to be your workplace nemesis. you might know his work from social media. dilbert: this feels like a bad idea. dick: doubt science much? duhrr.

Dilbert Gets A Nemesis

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Dilbert Gets A Nemesis - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, files, nemesis, assigned, prevent, successful, job, loptop

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dilbert and boss on video call. boss: i checked my files, and i see no nemesis has been assigned to you. dilbert: why do i need a nemesis? boss: it prevents you from being successful enough to take my job. dilbert: okay, that makes sense.

Must Register To Date

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Must Register To Date - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, love & dating, managers & supervisors, company policy, human resources, new, dating, register, link, details, laptop

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boss on video call. boss: our new policy is that employees cannot date each other unless they register with human resources. this won't have much impact on my department because most of you are completely undatable. voice from laptop: ouch. boss: there's a link for details, but you won't need it.

Project On Hold

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Project On Hold - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, project, hold, opposite, Opinion, change, football, analogy, goalpost, fact, laptop, video call

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dilbert on video call. dilbert: and that's why we should put the project on hold for now. voice from laptop: hahahaha! that's exactly the opposite of what you said last week. dilbert: i sometimes change my opinions when the facts change. how do you play it? voice from laptop: now you're moving the goalposts.