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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #pregnancy & child birth, #the boss, #alice, #xerox, #birth, #job, #special, #treatment

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The Boss sits at his desk and says, "Alice, I noticed you gave birth by the Xerox machine this morning . . ." The Boss continues, "We don't have a maternity leave policy here, but if you need some time, I'm sure we can find somebody less fertile to fill your job." Alice replies, "Thank you, sir, but I don't expect any special treatment." Alice is breast feeding a baby under her shirt.

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #puppies, #nose, #ceramic, #fits, #motto, #fill

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Dilbert approaches a man standing next to a cart with a sign that says, "Nose Puppies $1.00." The man cries, "Nose puppies! Get your nose puppies!" Dilbert asks, "What's a nose puppy?" The man answers, "It's a little ceramic puppy that fits in your nose." The man continues, "'Find a need and fill it,' is my motto."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #the boss, #meat, #loaf, #johnson, #april, #form, #somebody, #dentures

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Dilbert and the Boss stand in the lab. The Boss asks, "Are you telling me that your automatic denture invention mistook Johnson for a meat loaf?" Dilbert replies, "Yeah . . . Last April. I guess I should have told somebody." The Boss covers his face with his hands. Dilbert asks, "Is there a form I need to fill out?"

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #absence, #mother, #nature, #absence dog, #cloned, #sick, #woman, #employee, #leave of absence

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Dilbert sits at his desk. A woman says, "Dilbert, I need to fill out an absence report for the days you missed work." Dilbert replies, "Well, Mother Nature got mad and had wild deer kill me. But my garbage man and my dog cloned me back to life." The woman says, "I'll put 'sick.'"