Landline Phones Comic Strips - Page 7

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

65 Results for Landline Phones

View 61 - 65 results for landline phones comic strips. Discover the best "Landline Phones" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 29, 1996's comic on:


Tags #air traffic control, #systems, #blue hound bus lines, #won bid

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss says to Alice, Dilbert and Wally, "We won the bid to rebuild our nation's air traffic control systems." Dilbert, Alice and Wally throw their arms up in celebration. Alice yells, "Yippeee!!!" Dilbert yells, "Yes!!" Wally yells, "To the phones!" The Boss walks away thinking, "They don't usually get that excited." Inside his cubicle, Wally says into the phone, "Buy a thousand shares of 'Bluehound Bus Lines.'"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 02, 1993's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #volunteers, #cell phone, #ratbert, #car salespeople

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert sits outside the dome and types on a laptop, "With oxygen and food nearly depleted, the Bioworld volunteers become philosophical." Dogbert and Ratbert communicate using cellular phones. Ratbert says, "Some of the volunteers think that because they're car salespeople you don't value their lives . . ." Dogbert says, "If that were true, how can you explain that we put you in there too?" Ratbert says, "That's what I said, but it didn't seem to cheer them up."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 03, 1992's comic on:


Tags #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #video, #techie, #dweebs, #technology, #mirror, #hell, #sarcasm

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk staring at the video phone. Dogbert asks, "Did anybody call on your new video phone yet?" Dilbert replies, "No." Dogbert asks, "Don't you think that the only people who will buy video phones are male techie dweebs like you?" Dogbert continues, "Therefore, wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a mirror?" Dilbert thinks, "It's hell being an early adopter."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 16, 1991's comic on:


Tags #Dogbert, #technology, #Dilbert, #tiny, #pcs, #phone, #phones, #new, #newest, #call, #progress, #annoying

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert says, "Dogbert, I got tiny 'PCS' phones for both of us." Dilbert continues, "It's the newest technology! I'll be able to call you at any time, no matter where we are!" The phone sits on the pillow next to Dogbert. As it rings, Dogbert thinks, "Why must all progress start out as something annoying?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 25, 1990's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #cars, #car-phonebooth, #natural, #solution, #coins, #inventor

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "It's NOT a stupid idea." Dilbert explains, "You see, people who don't own cars are missing out on the prestige of using car phones." Dilbert has turned a phone booth on its side and added wheels, a steering wheel and a drivers seat. Dilbert continues, "The car-phonebooth is a natural solution . . . Granted, it uses a lot of coins." Dogbert walks away.