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202 Results for Lunch
View 61 - 70 results for lunch comic strips. Discover the best "Lunch" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday July 04,
2005
Tags flirting, handsome men, sexy men, not for her, mixed blessing
Transcript
"All of my ex-boyfriends were sexy and handsome." "I finally realized that dating sexy, handsome men isn't for me." "I feel a mixed blessing coming my way." "What are you doing for lunch?"
Wednesday April 20,
2005
Tags doctors offcie, exam room, toxikill, drug comapny, totally hot, side effects, what eaten, doctor, thinking of date, drug rep, hot, payoff, kick back, medical
Transcript
Doctor: You're healthy but I have to give you a prescription for tocikill. The drug company's rep is totally hot and said she'd take me to lunch if I sell enough of this stuff." Dilbert: Will there be any side effects?" " Doctor: Depends on what I eat."
Friday April 15,
2005
Tags five star restaurant, lunch, food so good, once in a lifetime, not invited, stay back, answer phones
Transcript
The Boss: "Carol, I decided to take the entire staff out to a five-star restaurant for lunch." "The food is so good that it's almost intoxicating. When paired with the right wine, the experience is a once-in-a-life-time sensation." "While we're gone, you'll need to answer everyone's phone."
Monday January 31,
2005
Tags eating at desk, furry log, stealing from company
Transcript
CatBert: "Eating at your desk is like stealing from the company, Alice." Alice: "I'm working through my lunch hour, you furry log." Catbert: "Furry log?" Alice: "It's a term of endearment."
Monday November 15,
2004
Tags product development, brain storm ideas, boredom, chocolate cake, after lunch, roast beef mittens
Transcript
Product development The boss: first we'll cover the walls with brain storm ideas. How about something that turns boredom into chocolate cake? The Boss: I should have done this after lunch. Roast beef mittens?
Tuesday September 21,
2004
Tags brown bag seminars, ethical, ethics problems, seminar
Transcript
The Boss: The company will be holding a series of brown bag seminars on corporate ethics. Dilbert:is it ethical to steal our lunch hour and pretend that the ethics problems sent come from our executives? The Boss: I wouldn't know because I haven't taken the seminar.
Sunday September 12,
2004
Tags better deal, coworkers, hike jacket, lunch, miser salad, paying half, respected colleague, steaks
Transcript
WallyL Tina would you like y go to lunch with me? as a coworker or as a date? as a respected colleague. tina: sounds fishy. I know you're up to something: I just don't know what. you're getting the better deal. I'll be looking at your face but you get to look at me. Maybe you could hike up your jacket to occur your face. wally: fair enough, Tina: thi sis not a a=date. I insist on paying fifty percent. wally: Ok. Tina: I'll have the miser salad and water. wally: I'll have three half priced new york steaks.
Tuesday July 27,
2004
Tags lunch, great opportunity, multi level marketing, bible, diet plan
Transcript
"Hey, Dilbert! How would you like to go to lunch?" "Alone." "Alone! Ha ha! but then you'd miss out on this great opportunity!" "It's multi-level marketing plus a diet plan suggested by the bible!" "Shoot me."
Thursday June 03,
2004
Tags lunch, wine, Dilbert, talk about people, fertilair, digging dirt, intern drunk, taking notes
Transcript
"Asok, let's go to lunch. I'll buy." "Really?" "We'll have some wine, maybe talk about people that we both know." "Fun!" "And what does Dilbert call me?" "The fertiliar! Ha ha!"
Monday May 10,
2004
Tags vogue, madonna, hug liar, gandhi, dancing, lunch table
Transcript
"So I was dancing with Madonna and went "Vogue" like this. She liked the idea and made a video." "You've either had a fascinating life or you're a huge liar. I'm still undecided." "Ghandi said the same thing. SO I said, 'I'm not eating until you take it back.'"


