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613 Results for Money
View 61 - 70 results for money comic strips. Discover the best "Money" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday July 11,
2017
Unethical Assumptions
Tags money, ethics, misleading, finances, budget
Transcript
Boss: Your financial projection doesn't support my preferred strategy. Maybe you could tweak the discount rate to 40%. Dilbert: You're asking me to be unethical. Boss: Only with your assumptions.
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Saturday June 10,
2017
Dilbert Tries To Get Funding
Tags budget, money, spending, projects, upgrades, technology, software, engineering
Transcript
Man: Who are you? Dilbert: I'm an engineer on an unfunded project. I'm attending random meetings to see if I can shake loose some spare budget money. Man: We'll be talking about the mandatory software upgrade. Dilbert: Sounds like a huge waste of money.
Friday June 09,
2017
Scavenging For Parts
Tags friendship, strategy, parts, scavenging, money, usury, budget, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: My boss forgot to fund my project so I've been scavenging for parts. Robot: You usually don't make conversation with me. I guess this means we're friends now. People.
Thursday June 08,
2017
Dilbert Is Under Budget
Tags project, budget, money, stealing, embezzlement, consequences
Transcript
Ted: You charged expenses to my project code. Dilbert: I had to because I don't have a budget. Ted: This will make it seem as if I went over budget while you didn't spend a penny. Dilbert: Good point. Wally: How's your project coming along with no budget? Dilbert: Better than I'd hoped.
Wednesday June 07,
2017
Ted Complains About Dilbert
Tags budget, money, funding, creativity, embezzlement, fraud
Transcript
Boss: Ted is complaining that you charged your expenses to his project. Dilbert: You told me to be creative because you forgot to fund my project. Boss: I wasn't expecting you to do that. Dilbert: That's what makes it creative. I looked it up.
Tuesday June 06,
2017
Be Creative With Funding
Monday June 05,
2017
Dilbert's Project Is Unfunded
Friday April 28,
2017
Priorities
Friday April 14,
2017
3 D Printer Will Save Millions
Tags altruism, money, profit, big business, priorities, morals, life
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented a 3-D printer for the poor that can create any kind of generic drug or medical device. It will save millions. Boss: ...of dollars? Dilbert: People. Boss: Pass.
Friday March 17,
2017
Dilbert Loses His Budget
Tags vacation, decision, funding, money
Transcript
Boss: You were on vacation last week so I made decisions about your project without you. Dilbert: Oh no... what have you done? Boss: I transferred your budget to another project. Dilbert: I need that money! Boss: Oh. Can you wait until the other project manager goes on vacation?


