2007 Comic Strips - Page 7
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Thursday November 01,
2007
Tags always wrong, recommend shopping
Transcript
RatBert: I'm always wrong about everything. What can I do to fix that? Dogbert: "I recommend shopping. The customer is always right." Ratbert: "Shopping makes me smart?!!" Dogbert: "You aren't shopping yet."
Wednesday October 31,
2007
Tags bitter, unsuccessful scietists, lazy journalists, toddlers thrive, pollution
Transcript
Rent a Weasel. Dogbert: "I need three bitter and unsuccessful scientists and a hundred lazy journalists." weasel: "Very good." Dilbert: "Did you know toddlers thrive on pollution?"
Tuesday October 30,
2007
Tags credible scientist, products harm enbviornment, cats doubt on data, eat wrong food, hope you die
Transcript
Dogbert Consults Dogbert: "Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment." "I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data." "Then eat the wrong kinds of foods and hope you die before the earth does. The Boss: "You're making me hungry!"
Monday October 29,
2007
Tags suggestions, marble sized brain, twice as smooth, root cause, mating for generations
Transcript
"What didn't you use any of my suggestions?" Dilbert: "My thoery is that your brain is the size of a marble, and twice as smooth." "The root cause probably involves slow learners mating for many generations."
Sunday October 28,
2007
Tags empty brain, stress, word knowledge, past the filters, mantra, lindsay lohan, britney spears, paris hilton
Transcript
Ratbert: My brain is empty. "It feels great!" "Stress is just another word for knowledge." "Wait a minute. How do I know that?" "GAAA!!! Something got past the filters!" "Must...Do...Mantra..." "Lindsay Lohan...Britney Spears...Paris Hilton...Ommmmm." Dogbert: "Are you all good now?" Ratbert: "Have we met?"
Saturday October 27,
2007
Tags Advice, roll my eyes, sigh deeply, dismiss, village idiot
Transcript
"Do you mind if I give you some advice?" Dilbert: "Not at all." "Do you mind if I roll my eyes, sigh deeply, and dismiss your advice as if it came from the village idiot?" "I might mind." Dilbert: "Well then, let me give you some advice..."
Friday October 26,
2007
Tags drunken lemurs, have talent, busy, fixing problems
Transcript
Dilbert: "Why does it seem as if most of the decisions in my workplace are made by drunken lemurs?" Garbageman: "Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent." Dilbert: "Why are talented people so busy?" Garbageman: "They're fixing the problems made by people who have time."
Thursday October 25,
2007
Tags be sick, in advance, not know, scheduled, sick days
Transcript
Catbert: Evil director of human resources CatBert: "From now on, all sick days must be scheduled in advance." Alice: "That's ridiculous. how are we supposed to know when we're going to be sick?" "Tomorrow." Catbert: "I hired a guy who never washes his hands to help you with scheduling."
Wednesday October 24,
2007
Tags therapy session, no longer care, human interaction, too sahllow, predciatable, outdoor actvities
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm addicted to the internet. "I no longer care for direct human interaction. It's too shallow and predictable." Therapist: "Maybe you shoudl try some outdoor activities." "I saw that coming."
Tuesday October 23,
2007
Tags fascinating internet, physical world, find joy, hot on iphone, back to cucbilce
Transcript
Dilbert: I can't do my work because the internet is too fascinating. "The physical world no longer hold my interest. I find job only on the internet." "Can I take a hit on your iphone before I go back to my cubicle?" Catbert: "No."


