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View 61 - 70 results for business idea comic strips. Discover the best "Business Idea" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday June 13,
2012
Tags public opinion, feedback, idea, smart people
Transcript
Boss: What feedback have other people given you on your idea? Dilbert: Smart people like it. Everyone else asks me what other people think.
Monday October 16,
1989
Tags Dilbert, bank, business, deposit, money, debt, ethel
Transcript
Dilbert stands at a teller window at the Bank of Ethel. The teller says, "I spent all of your money. Terribly sorry." Dilbert says, "You what?!" Dilbert says angrily, "This is outrageous! How can you spend all of MY money?!!" The woman responds, "Oh, Mr. Moneybags, like it was SO MUCH." Dilbert puts his hands on his hips and says, "Oooh! I am ACTIVELY considering taking my business elsewhere!" The teller asks, "Are you making a deposit or just wasting my time?"
Wednesday September 12,
1990
Tags Dilbert, foreign, business, country, lost, work, perfect, example, Dogbert
Transcript
Dogbert sits on a bench with a man who says, ". . . I'll tell you why we're losing to foreign business: the workers in this country have lost their work ethic." Dogbert asks, "Why aren't you working now?" The man replies, "Well, now, this is a PERFECT example of what I'm trying to tell you."
Monday June 03,
1991
Tags Dogbert, the boss, business, consultant, credibility, person, speak, slower
Transcript
Dogbert sits across from the Boss's desk. The Boss says, "Why should I hire you as my business consultant?" Dogbert replies, "I have credibility because I don't work for your company. No smart person would work here full-time." The Boss says, "I work here full-time." Dogbert says, "Sorry. I'll try to speak slower."
Thursday December 12,
1991
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, bob, nostradogbert, world, end, range, business, gross, prophet, margin
Transcript
Dogbert, who is wearing a turban, says to Bob the Dinosaur, "Nostradogbert predicts that the world will end within a hundred billion years." Bob says, "That's a big range." Dogbert says, "We in the business call it the 'Gross Prophet Margin.'" Bob says, "Oh yeah, I've heard of that."
Tuesday December 24,
1991
Tags Dilbert, Wally, the boss, empowered, decisions, cubicle, revenue, generating, tourist, attraction, business, sticky note, city
Transcript
Dilbert asks Wally, "Have you made any decisions since the Boss made us all 'empowered?'" Wally replies, "Just one." Wally says, "I turned my cubicle into a revenue generating tourist attraction." Wally continues, "So far, business has been slow at 'Sticky-Note City.'" A building made of Post-it Notes stands next to Wally's cubicle.
Wednesday December 25,
1991
Tags Dogbert, Dilbert, invented, auto petter, machine, dumbest, idea
Transcript
Dilbert holds a device and says to Dogbert, "I invented an auto-petter machine for you." Dilbert straps the machine to Dogbert's back. The auto-petter has a hand that rests on Dogbert's head. Dogbert says, "This is perhaps your dumbest idea ever." Dilbert starts the device and kneels on the floor in front of Dogbert. Dilbert says, "You like it. Admit it." Dogbert says, "Leave us alone."
Monday January 13,
1992
Tags celebrities, Dilbert, prison, Dogbert, private, jail, business, dump, mentioned, sooner
Transcript
Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert stands on the hassock. Dogbert says, "I've decided to go into the private jail business." Dogbert continues, "I figure it's a good way to meet celebrities." Dilbert asks, "Where's it going to be?" A man carrying a briefcase enters and says, "You call this dump a prison?" Dogbert says to Dilbert, "I probably should have mentioned this sooner."
Wednesday October 14,
1992
Tags the boss, smell, creative, idea, formed, building, crush, new, trap, suggestion, box, Dilbert
Transcript
The Boss sits at his desk thinking, "Uh-oh . . . I smell a creative idea being formed somewhere in the building." The Boss sniffs the air. The Boss sits in a window in the top floor of an office building. He thinks, "I must find it and crush it." Dilbert and a man stand in front of a suggestion box while the Boss hides around the corner. Dilbert says, "Hey, this is new." The man says, "It's a trap!!"
Friday January 22,
1993
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, business, Card, romance, interpreter, dates, translate, male, female, language, date, women and men
Transcript
Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert stands on the hassock. Dogbert says, "Here's my new business card. I'm a romance interpreter." Dogbert explains, "For a small fee I'll accompany you on dates and translate between male and female language." Dilbert, Dogbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant. The woman says, "Blah blah blah." Dogbert translates, "She's telling a pointless story about work. By annoying you in this way she hopes to form a closer bond."