dilbert: our corporate rule is that we won't do business with any vendor who does not give us at least 30 days to pay.
dilbert: but we can get the same product for half the price if we go with the vendor who wants payment immediately. should we make an obvious exception here or be morons?
boss: i think you're under-valuing the moron options.
boss: dilbert: i need to fire you for your social media activities.
dilbert: did i say something offensive?
boss: i'm getting reports that you follow bad people on twitter.
dilbert: i follow people on both sides of every issue so i can see the full context.
boss: that might sound good on paper, but half of the people you follow are monsters of one sort or another.
dilbert: isn't it obvious that enforcing this kind of standard can only lead in a bad direction.
boss: no, i don't see that at all. all i see is that you associate with people who are monsters.
ceo to boss: i'm getting reports that you follow dilbert on twitter.