Tina says, "Can you review my letter to this customer who complained?" Dilbert says, "'Tell the spiders living in your skull that we'll look into it.'" Tina says, "Good writing should never be predictable." Dilbert says, "Then it's perfect."
The New Hire
New Hire: Can you take me around the office and introduce me?
The Boss: No, that scheme won't work because it requires me to admit I don't know most of their names.
New Hire: What's my name?
The Boss: Um... Does it start with a letter?