Dogbert stands on The Boss' desk and says, "You need a body double. They're popular with your most successful despots." Dogbert continues, "If someone tries to ambush you into making a decision, the double will take the hit." The Boss approaches Asok with a pointy-haired hat in his hands and says, "I want you to think of this as your own personal dress code."
Asok is wearing a mask and pointy-haired hat. The Boss says, "Asok, as my new body double, your job is to walk into ambushes." The Boss continues, "If someone tries to trap you into being helpful, do what I would do." Asok asks, "What would you do?" The Boss replies, "I'd get a body double."
Dilbert: "It's workers like me that make the global economy so vibrant."
Carol: "The pointy-haired fly-bait wants this reformatted to disguise his true objective."
Carol: "When you're done, don't show it anyone. No one cares."
Dilbert: "Zesty!"
Career Counseling.
Dogbert: "Apparently you're still mad about being downsized."
"According to your resume, you're seeking a job that involves 'punching a short, stocky guy with pointy hair.'"
"Is that the only job you'd consider?"
Alice: "I also like kicking."
Asok: If you refuse to do something about our products safety flaw I will be forced to contact our CEO!
The Boss: try it,
Asok: This email will make him drop every thing and call me.
CEO: Hundreds wil die....Blah, Blah , Blah...wahtever. forward the message to that pointy haired guy.
Wally: "Every time our pointy haired boss leaves his office, I sneak in and seal an air hole."
"I'm trying to see if he'll suffocate when he closes his door."
"I've never had a hobby before. I can see why people like them."
The Boss: Whats that thing?
Carol: its my son. He couldn't go to school today.
Traylor, go shake hands with the pointy haired man.
the boss: what does he have?
Carol: I don't think it has a name yet.
Dogbert:"We need to get you on TV to publicize the tainted research I did." "The media likes celebrities, blood, environmental issues and humor." "Someone pushed a pointy-haired man in front of Larry David's car today."
"Here are all the suggestions from the suggestion box."
"Give us more money.Give us more money. Give us more money. Give us more money. Hey, hears one with a little diagram."
"The wavy lines means it's hot there."
"Is that why the pointy haired guy is sad?"
"Are you sure that our pointy-haired boss said to throw his desk off the building?"
"Well, his cell phone had a really bad connection."
"Do you care?"
"Not so much."
