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368 Results for Product Recall
View 61 - 70 results for product recall comic strips. Discover the best "Product Recall" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday June 07,
2003
Tags #new product revenue, #future, #slashed bidget, #development budget, #describe future, #doomed
Transcript
The addresses a meeting, "The future of the company depends on new product revenue." Dilbert raises his hand and says, "Question: Is that why you slashed the research and development budget?" The Boss replies, "If you're so smart, let's see you describe our future without using the word 'doomed.'"
Wednesday July 16,
2003
Tags #business reporter, #wall times post gazette, #new product line, #nick name for ceo
Transcript
Dilbert answers his work phone, "Hi, this is Dilbert." The voice on the other end says, "Hi, I'm a business reporter for the Wall Times Post Gazette." The reporter says, "I'm doing a story about how dumb.. I mean dynamic... your new product line is." Dilbert comes home and tells Dogbert, "Then he promised not to print the amusing nickname I have for our CEO." Dogbert responds, "You are so dynamic."
Friday November 07,
2003
Tags #lazy rich, #new product, #rebate, #1 million, #banking on forgetting, #great bargain, #one person
Transcript
Dogbert: "Don't sell your new product for $29. Offer it at $1,000,029 with a rebate of $1,000,000." "People will think it's a great bargain when in fact it's just a huge inconvenience." The Boss: "And all we need is one person to forget to mail in the rebate forms." Dogbert: "We'll target the lazy rich."
Friday December 12,
2003
Tags #product training, #pride in product line, #users experience, #painful boils, #relatively satisfied customers, #techniques
Transcript
Product Training. Man: You work for a company that takes pride in its product line. Only half of our users experience painful boils. We call that group the "relatively satisfied customers. what the?!
Saturday December 27,
2003
Tags #the boss, #product awareness class, #hands on training, #next version
Transcript
The Boss: I signed you up for a product awareness class. Dilbert: GAAA!!! The Boss: They'll give you hands on training Man: we're hoping to fix this problem in the next version.
Friday January 30,
2004
Tags #deadly product, #sued, #did nothing, #public realtions, #goal, #jury pool, #victims deserved it, #moral implications, #strategy
Transcript
"Dogbert does PR." "You knew your product was deadly but you did nothing until you were sued." "The goal of public relations is to taint the jury pool, we'll show that the victims had it coming." "Maybe we should discuss the moral implications of that strategy." "Bah!"
Tuesday April 13,
2004
Tags #poorly designed product, #ever been killed, #tainted research
Transcript
"This is the Dogbert research company. Have you ever been killed by a poorly designed product?" "My tainted research shows that your products haven't killed anyone." "For an extra $50,000, I can call a second person." "I don't want to jinx it."
Friday May 28,
2004
Tags #budget cut, #25% budget cut, #ulcers, #heart disease, #product, #envy, #mysterious pustles
Transcript
"If I cut you product development budget by 25%, what could you develop?" "Ulcers, heart disease and maybe mysterious pustules." "How about the product itself?" "It will envy me."
Tuesday June 15,
2004
Tags #invoice, #preferred vendor system, #quality product, #scowl, #small biuinessman
Transcript
I may be a small businessman but I can provide a quality product to your company. The Boss: I'll ask alice to show you how to get into our referred vendor system. Alice: He can already invoice! Wally: he has your scowl.
Saturday July 24,
2004
Tags #marketing, #dumpster diving, #feral, #product specs, #feral employee, #business
Transcript
The feral employee Marketing wouldn't give me the product specs. So I made this face and rifled through their dumpster. and you found the product specs? French fry.