dilbert with face mask: i need a quick decision on this, but i don't have time to compile the relevant facts.
boss with face mask: without facts, i would just be guessing.
dilbert: it won't affect your career average.
boss: why wouldn't it?
dilbert: let's change the subject.
Man: Haha! You idiot! How dare you dis-agree with the foremost experts in this field!
Dilbert: Here's a breaking story about those same experts being arrested today for falsifying data. In a sane world, this information would serve to modify your strong opinion.
Man: That's not how any of this works.