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Pregnant Fly

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Pregnant Fly - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags safety, accident, osha, hazard, work environment

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Ted: I was walking past the employee ping-pong table and took one in the eye. This is an unsafe work environment. Gaaa!!! A fly went up my nose! Catbert: It looked pregnant.

Ted Has No Family

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Ted Has No Family - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags human resources, judgement, deciding, business

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Catbert: Ted went on extended disability because a fly went up his nose and laid eggs. Boss: I want to be green, but I don't know if I should side with the fly or the employee in this situation. Catbert: Well, for what it's worth, Ted doesn't have a family, but the fly does.

Ted Has Fly Brain

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Ted Has Fly Brain - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags greeting card, sick, brain damage, marketing, advertising, mindless, business, medical

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Carol: Sign this card for Ted. A fly went up his nose and laid eggs in his brain. Dilbert: Is he coming back to work? Carol: We think he'll live out his days in Marketing.

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Tags criticism, excuse, illness

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Wally: I have a note from my doctor. It says I'm too sensitive to handle criticism. I don't understand all the medical details. It has something to do with the mind-body connection. One minor criticism from you and my lungs will collapse. If that happens, you'll need to pinch my nose, create a seal with your mouth, and reinflate them. Boss: This doctor's note looks like your handwriting. Wally: Ow! My lung!