Carol: I have bad news.
Dilbert: What is it?
Carol: I'll tell you later.
Dilbert: Why can't you tell me now?
Carol: I don't want to start and then get interrupted if someone comes in the room.
Dilbert: How bad is the news?
Carol: It's bad. Very bad.
Dilbert: You're making me crazy, how can I relax knowing some terrible news is out there? Don't tell me you have bad news if you aren't going to tell me what it is!!!
Wally: What did I miss?
Dilbert: I don't know!
wally in doctor's office: i drink so much coffee that i developed a tolerance for it. do you have any kind of medical-grade coffee that could take me to the next level?
doctor: yes, but it has terrible side effects.
wally: skip the details and shove it in my veins.