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Only Two Bad Choices

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 Only Two Bad Choices  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #choice, #choosing

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Boss: We have only two choices, and both of them are bad. SO we'll do the only smart thing we can do in this situation. Dilbert: Choose the path that is least bad? Boss: I was going to say pick the path that hurts our enemies the most, but you're ruining it with your talking.

New Military Project

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New Military Project - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #name, #weapon, #semantics, #language

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Boss: My staff is threatening to quit because of our military contracts. CEO: Tell them we only work on defensive weapons. Boss: It might help if we changed the project name from "City-killing Laser In Space." CEO: How about "Skylight?"

Go Hard Or Go Home

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Go Hard Or Go Home - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #boss, #business, #inspirational quote

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the boss: your inspirational quote of the day is... next frame is outside of office building: "go hard or go home." the boss in empty conference room: i shouldn't have made it sound like a choice.

Multiple Choice

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Multiple Choice - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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