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Better Fast Than Good

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Better Fast Than Good - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #boss, #email, #office workers, #sadness, #sarcasm, #time, #truth

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Dilbert: I got your email, but I didn't have time to include your upgrades on my analysis. It's better to be timely than right because our boss can't judge the quality of our work, but he knows when it's late. Alice: Why is it that everything true is also sad? Dilbert: That's how the truth works.

How To Identify Good Ideas

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How To Identify Good Ideas - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #technology, #decision making, #smart, #people, #idiot, #agree, #disagree, #good, #bad, #idea, #rational

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dilbert: i can't tell the difference between good ideas and bad ones. there are smart people on both sides of every idea. what rational process do you use to determine who is right? wally: i label people who disagree with me "idiots" and call it a day.

Wally Sneezes His Mask

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Wally Sneezes His Mask  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #different, #face, #health, #mask, #office workers, #pundits, #sneeze

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wally sneezes and his mask flies out from his face and slaps him in the face and he falls out of his chair. wally: ah-choo!!!! slap! dilbert watching: the pundits were right- everything is different now.

Deep Disrespect For Authority

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Deep Disrespect For Authority  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #interview, #managers & supervisors, #question, #weakness, #disrespect, #authority, #surprise

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boss wearing face mask: what would you say are your weaknesses? office worker: i have a deep disrespect for authority. boss: but...you don't act on it, right? office worker: let's not take the surprise out of it.